Top 5 Comedians?

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Wolter » 28 Aug 2016, 9:25am

tepista wrote:
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Chuck Mangione wrote:Observation: pretty much all of my favorite/the best comics are atheists.
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Silent Majority » 28 Aug 2016, 9:46am

Wolter wrote:
tepista wrote:
tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote: Image
"Mom, dad, the Lord has called me to serve the faith … as a juggler."
http://www.christiancomedyacts.com/jugglers/
Knock Knock
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Alf
Alf who?
Alf Agsgotohell.

It's funny cuz its true
A priest, a rabbi, and whatever a muslim version of a priest is go to the gates of heaven. Only the priest got in.
Um, as someone raised Baptist, I can assure you, there are no Catholics in heaven.
And let me assure you, sir: transubstantiation is literally true.
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Flex » 28 Aug 2016, 9:55am

Lol @ mlk
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Wolter » 28 Aug 2016, 10:52pm

Silent Majority wrote:
Wolter wrote:
tepista wrote:
tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
"Mom, dad, the Lord has called me to serve the faith … as a juggler."
http://www.christiancomedyacts.com/jugglers/
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Alf
Alf who?
Alf Agsgotohell.

It's funny cuz its true
A priest, a rabbi, and whatever a muslim version of a priest is go to the gates of heaven. Only the priest got in.
Um, as someone raised Baptist, I can assure you, there are no Catholics in heaven.
And let me assure you, sir: transubstantiation is literally true.
Like I said...
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Aug 2016, 7:50am

Posthumous Carlin album coming out, collecting some unreleased material: http://www.salon.com/2016/08/29/george- ... o-release/
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Aug 2016, 1:10pm

Norm Macdonald's brother does a bit of promo for the memoir: http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/norm-macdon ... -1.3740268
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Posthumous Carlin album coming out, collecting some unreleased material: http://www.salon.com/2016/08/29/george- ... o-release/
Listening to this right now. So far, a good bit on the evils of squealers, leading to him imagining Jesus beating the fuck out of Judas for ratting on him and demanding the thirty bucks.
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by JennyB » 22 Sep 2016, 1:32pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Posthumous Carlin album coming out, collecting some unreleased material: http://www.salon.com/2016/08/29/george- ... o-release/
Listening to this right now. So far, a good bit on the evils of squealers, leading to him imagining Jesus beating the fuck out of Judas for ratting on him and demanding the thirty bucks.
One of the local radio guys had Kelly Carlin on the other day and it was a great interview. Of course, I have already forgotten the highlights of the conversation, but she is very dedicated to keeping his legacy going. What I wouldn't give to have him around during this shitshow of an election season.
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Sep 2016, 1:37pm

JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Posthumous Carlin album coming out, collecting some unreleased material: http://www.salon.com/2016/08/29/george- ... o-release/
Listening to this right now. So far, a good bit on the evils of squealers, leading to him imagining Jesus beating the fuck out of Judas for ratting on him and demanding the thirty bucks.
One of the local radio guys had Kelly Carlin on the other day and it was a great interview. Of course, I have already forgotten the highlights of the conversation, but she is very dedicated to keeping his legacy going. What I wouldn't give to have him around during this shitshow of an election season.
I've read people claim that he'd be pro-Trump because Carlin was against political correctness. Lord, talk about misunderstanding the basic humanism that guided Carlin. I listened to her memoir several months ago. A very fucked up childhood, being raised by addicts and taking on a certain parental role with her parents. So it seems natural that she'd be protective of him going forward.
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by JennyB » 22 Sep 2016, 1:39pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Posthumous Carlin album coming out, collecting some unreleased material: http://www.salon.com/2016/08/29/george- ... o-release/
Listening to this right now. So far, a good bit on the evils of squealers, leading to him imagining Jesus beating the fuck out of Judas for ratting on him and demanding the thirty bucks.
One of the local radio guys had Kelly Carlin on the other day and it was a great interview. Of course, I have already forgotten the highlights of the conversation, but she is very dedicated to keeping his legacy going. What I wouldn't give to have him around during this shitshow of an election season.
I've read people claim that he'd be pro-Trump because Carlin was against political correctness. Lord, talk about misunderstanding the basic humanism that guided Carlin. I listened to her memoir several months ago. A very fucked up childhood, being raised by addicts and taking on a certain parental role with her parents. So it seems natural that she'd be protective of him going forward.
I need to read that.

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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Sep 2016, 2:07pm

JennyB wrote:I need to read that.

Also, people are stupid.
If you do audio or eBooks, I can help ya out …
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:I need to read that.

Also, people are stupid.
If you do audio or eBooks, I can help ya out …
I do ebooks! Thank you, kind sir.
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Silent Majority » 23 Sep 2016, 7:45am

Poor old Terry Jones has been diagnosed with dementia at 74.
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 23 Sep 2016, 7:53am

Silent Majority wrote:Poor old Terry Jones has been diagnosed with dementia at 74.
:( My favour of the Pythons. What a particularly cruel and unjust fate for someone of his abilities.
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Re: Top 5 Comedians?

Post by Wolter » 23 Sep 2016, 8:14am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:Poor old Terry Jones has been diagnosed with dementia at 74.
:( My favour of the Pythons. What a particularly cruel and unjust fate for someone of his abilities.
Mine too. :(

I have a secret theory that a sign of comedic maturity is realizing how good Terry Jones was compared to the flashier members.
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