Um, as someone raised Baptist, I can assure you, there are no Catholics in heaven.tepista wrote:A priest, a rabbi, and whatever a muslim version of a priest is go to the gates of heaven. Only the priest got in.tepista wrote:Knock KnockDr. Medulla wrote:"Mom, dad, the Lord has called me to serve the faith … as a juggler."tepista wrote:Chuck Mangione wrote:Observation: pretty much all of my favorite/the best comics are atheists.
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Alf
Alf who?
Alf Agsgotohell.
It's funny cuz its true
Top 5 Comedians?
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And let me assure you, sir: transubstantiation is literally true.Wolter wrote:Um, as someone raised Baptist, I can assure you, there are no Catholics in heaven.tepista wrote:A priest, a rabbi, and whatever a muslim version of a priest is go to the gates of heaven. Only the priest got in.tepista wrote:Knock KnockDr. Medulla wrote:"Mom, dad, the Lord has called me to serve the faith … as a juggler."tepista wrote:
http://www.christiancomedyacts.com/jugglers/
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Alf Agsgotohell.
It's funny cuz its true
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Lol @ mlk
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Like I said...Silent Majority wrote:And let me assure you, sir: transubstantiation is literally true.Wolter wrote:Um, as someone raised Baptist, I can assure you, there are no Catholics in heaven.tepista wrote:A priest, a rabbi, and whatever a muslim version of a priest is go to the gates of heaven. Only the priest got in.tepista wrote:Knock KnockDr. Medulla wrote:
"Mom, dad, the Lord has called me to serve the faith … as a juggler."
http://www.christiancomedyacts.com/jugglers/
Who's There?
Alf
Alf who?
Alf Agsgotohell.
It's funny cuz its true
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Posthumous Carlin album coming out, collecting some unreleased material: http://www.salon.com/2016/08/29/george- ... o-release/
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Norm Macdonald's brother does a bit of promo for the memoir: http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/norm-macdon ... -1.3740268
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Listening to this right now. So far, a good bit on the evils of squealers, leading to him imagining Jesus beating the fuck out of Judas for ratting on him and demanding the thirty bucks.Dr. Medulla wrote:Posthumous Carlin album coming out, collecting some unreleased material: http://www.salon.com/2016/08/29/george- ... o-release/
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One of the local radio guys had Kelly Carlin on the other day and it was a great interview. Of course, I have already forgotten the highlights of the conversation, but she is very dedicated to keeping his legacy going. What I wouldn't give to have him around during this shitshow of an election season.Dr. Medulla wrote:Listening to this right now. So far, a good bit on the evils of squealers, leading to him imagining Jesus beating the fuck out of Judas for ratting on him and demanding the thirty bucks.Dr. Medulla wrote:Posthumous Carlin album coming out, collecting some unreleased material: http://www.salon.com/2016/08/29/george- ... o-release/
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I've read people claim that he'd be pro-Trump because Carlin was against political correctness. Lord, talk about misunderstanding the basic humanism that guided Carlin. I listened to her memoir several months ago. A very fucked up childhood, being raised by addicts and taking on a certain parental role with her parents. So it seems natural that she'd be protective of him going forward.JennyB wrote:One of the local radio guys had Kelly Carlin on the other day and it was a great interview. Of course, I have already forgotten the highlights of the conversation, but she is very dedicated to keeping his legacy going. What I wouldn't give to have him around during this shitshow of an election season.Dr. Medulla wrote:Listening to this right now. So far, a good bit on the evils of squealers, leading to him imagining Jesus beating the fuck out of Judas for ratting on him and demanding the thirty bucks.Dr. Medulla wrote:Posthumous Carlin album coming out, collecting some unreleased material: http://www.salon.com/2016/08/29/george- ... o-release/
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I need to read that.Dr. Medulla wrote:I've read people claim that he'd be pro-Trump because Carlin was against political correctness. Lord, talk about misunderstanding the basic humanism that guided Carlin. I listened to her memoir several months ago. A very fucked up childhood, being raised by addicts and taking on a certain parental role with her parents. So it seems natural that she'd be protective of him going forward.JennyB wrote:One of the local radio guys had Kelly Carlin on the other day and it was a great interview. Of course, I have already forgotten the highlights of the conversation, but she is very dedicated to keeping his legacy going. What I wouldn't give to have him around during this shitshow of an election season.Dr. Medulla wrote:Listening to this right now. So far, a good bit on the evils of squealers, leading to him imagining Jesus beating the fuck out of Judas for ratting on him and demanding the thirty bucks.Dr. Medulla wrote:Posthumous Carlin album coming out, collecting some unreleased material: http://www.salon.com/2016/08/29/george- ... o-release/
Also, people are stupid.
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If you do audio or eBooks, I can help ya out …JennyB wrote:I need to read that.
Also, people are stupid.
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I do ebooks! Thank you, kind sir.Dr. Medulla wrote:If you do audio or eBooks, I can help ya out …JennyB wrote:I need to read that.
Also, people are stupid.
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Poor old Terry Jones has been diagnosed with dementia at 74.
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:( My favour of the Pythons. What a particularly cruel and unjust fate for someone of his abilities.Silent Majority wrote:Poor old Terry Jones has been diagnosed with dementia at 74.
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Mine too. :(Dr. Medulla wrote::( My favour of the Pythons. What a particularly cruel and unjust fate for someone of his abilities.Silent Majority wrote:Poor old Terry Jones has been diagnosed with dementia at 74.
I have a secret theory that a sign of comedic maturity is realizing how good Terry Jones was compared to the flashier members.
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