Since I still have some residual snews on me...

[JennyB]

And I'm bored. And I am trying to kill some time at work...Admit it people, you make up songs for your pets, right? Here are my top 3 (yes, this implies I have a lot):

To the tune of Stray Cat Strut
"Max doesn't bother, chasin' Zoe around...OH NO
Headin' to the kitchen, lookin' for a bite.
Zoe's sittin' on the sofa starin' outside.
Howlin' the blues while they're goin' for a ride.
Macky and Zoe've got real dog pride.
I wish I could be as wacky and wild.
Cause they got Max class and they got Zoe style."

To the tune of Hey Good Lookin'
"Hey, wacky Macky...why you so wacky? Howz about being a wacky dog for me?"

To the tune of Miss Mary Mack:
"His name is Max, Max, Max
He sends a fax, fax, fax
Tells all the dogs, dogs dogs
To eat their snacks, snacks, snacks
His name is Max, Max, Max
He plays the sax, sax, sax
at all the clubs, clubs, clubs
In Halifax, fax, fax"

I need help, don't I?

[Suzanne H.]

I need help, don't I?

Yes. Yes you do.

[Wolter]

Yes, yes you do.

I will admit, I have specific voices that I use to speak for my assorted pets (only in front of Ali...I'm not so crazy that I do it alone). For example: Sparky's sounds a little like a cross between Strong Bad from homestarrunner.com and Tony Montana.

[Mimi]

Aw, that's cute. I've written a couple of "poems" about my dog but never tried the song.

[MadModWorld]

Admit it people, you make up songs for your pets, right?

I sing to my cat.
But I haven't made up a song.

Although for some reason I've taken to making him dance by holding up his paws while I sing "Hitler! He's only got one ball! Hitler! He's only got one ball!"

[Dr. Medulla]

Both our cats have been given their own voices. Dickens, the older male, has a dopey voice, while Pagan, the younger female has a more sinister dwarf voice. And conversations between all four of us are held.

[tepista]

Admit it people, you make up songs for your pets, right?

I sing to my cat.
But I haven't made up a song.

Although for some reason I've taken to making him dance by holding up his paws while I sing "Hitler! He's only got one ball! Hitler! He's only got one ball!"

You cat's name is Hitler? Or is just a Kitler? (cat that looks like Hitler?)

[JennyB]

I imagine all of Tepista's pets sound like Bender from Futurama.

[MadModWorld]

Admit it people, you make up songs for your pets, right?

I sing to my cat.
But I haven't made up a song.

Although for some reason I've taken to making him dance by holding up his paws while I sing "Hitler! He's only got one ball! Hitler! He's only got one ball!"

You cat's name is Hitler? Or is just a Kitler? (cat that looks like Hitler?)

No...but Hitler did apparently have one ball.

My cat does have an inverted Hitler face though. He has a little white Toothbrush moustache.

[tepista]

I imagine all of Tepista's pets sound like Bender from Futurama.

I don't have any pets, but I do make up song parodys all the time. We'll prolly get some fish when we move. We tried fish before, but they all died gruesome deaths.

[Wolter]

Both our cats have been given their own voices. Dickens, the older male, has a dopey voice, while Pagan, the younger female has a more sinister dwarf voice. And conversations between all four of us are held.

To complete my geekery:

Blue (Rabbit): basically, a more serious, slightly deeper version of my natural speaking voice...(which apparently ends up sounding a lot like Brian from The Family Guy)

McGreevey (Chinchilla): Kind of a laid back stoner voice.

Dante (Rat): Kind of like Barry White.

[tepista]

Admit it people, you make up songs for your pets, right?

I sing to my cat.
But I haven't made up a song.

Although for some reason I've taken to making him dance by holding up his paws while I sing "Hitler! He's only got one ball! Hitler! He's only got one ball!"

You cat's name is Hitler? Or is just a Kitler? (cat that looks like Hitler?)

No...but Hitler did apparently have one ball.

My cat does have an inverted Hitler face though. He has a little white Toothbrush moustache.

I think I would like to produce your "Hitler has only ball" song.

[Heston]

The most common variant of the Hitler song....

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

[MadModWorld]

Admit it people, you make up songs for your pets, right?

I sing to my cat.
But I haven't made up a song.

Although for some reason I've taken to making him dance by holding up his paws while I sing "Hitler! He's only got one ball! Hitler! He's only got one ball!"

You cat's name is Hitler? Or is just a Kitler? (cat that looks like Hitler?)

No...but Hitler did apparently have one ball.

My cat does have an inverted Hitler face though. He has a little white Toothbrush moustache.

I think I would like to produce your "Hitler has only ball" song.

Go for it!
& we'll use Heston's lyrics.
Yup.

[Dr. Medulla]

No...but Hitler did apparently have one ball.

I haven't heard that. The one I've heard about over and over is that the tip of his wiener was bitten off by a billygoat when he was a kid (no pun intended). Hence, lebensraum, etc …