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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by Boddington » 15 Jan 2018, 1:49pm

Flex wrote:
14 Jan 2018, 11:20pm
You all are just afraid of greatness :shifty:

Obvs Pats first, but if Jax wins next week I can't feel too bad (hungry young team, first time contenders) and same with Minnesota if they make it through the finish line (great franchise, great fanbase). I know Pats are the ultimate villains, but as a fan of that team, from my perspective really only the Stillers were my must-not-wins in this round and they're out, so whatevs.

Obviously, I want Tom to get another ring and further validate all his insane nutritional beliefs.
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by matedog » 15 Jan 2018, 1:51pm

Flex wrote:
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Obviously, I want Tom to get another ring and further validate all his insane nutritional beliefs.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by WestwayKid » 21 Jan 2018, 3:50pm

Brady required 10 stitches on his right hand. How the hell did he manage that?

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 21 Jan 2018, 4:41pm

WestwayKid wrote:
21 Jan 2018, 3:50pm
Brady required 10 stitches on his right hand. How the hell did he manage that?
Left his magic water out during a full moon. Turns it into an xacto knife if you get it on flesh.
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by WestwayKid » 21 Jan 2018, 5:05pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jan 2018, 4:41pm
WestwayKid wrote:
21 Jan 2018, 3:50pm
Brady required 10 stitches on his right hand. How the hell did he manage that?
Left his magic water out during a full moon. Turns it into an xacto knife if you get it on flesh.
Ha! On one hand, I feel somewhat bad knocking Brady for trying to hand onto his youth - he’s 6 months younger than me...but I’m just so sick of the Brady/Belichick love affair. Would be so awesome to see it come to an end at the hands of the unloved Jaguars!

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 21 Jan 2018, 7:34pm

The idea of someone named Bortles triumphing should be the definition of the American Dream. The American Dream is a sham.
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by Flex » 21 Jan 2018, 11:17pm

thank you, satan
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by revbob » 21 Jan 2018, 11:18pm

Flex wrote:
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thank you, satan
You still had a soul??

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by muppet hi fi » 22 Jan 2018, 1:59am

The Eagles just plain played better than the Vikings. In this game anyway.

Eagles fans (and all Philly sports fans) are still the douche-iest sports fans in the US. (and that's saying something. Even worse than Red Sox fans).
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by BostonBeaneater » 22 Jan 2018, 3:49am

Pats Fans...
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Jan 2018, 7:16am

I like the idea of Yankees fans who hate the Pats and Pats fans who hate the Yankees.

Also:
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by Inder » 22 Jan 2018, 2:58pm

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Jan 2018, 3:10pm

1) Racist
2) Racist
3) Racist
4j Um, okay?
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