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Re: NFL 2011-2012

Post by Chuck Mangione » 22 Jan 2012, 9:43pm

Is the superbowl on today or something?

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Re: NFL 2011-2012

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Jan 2012, 9:50pm

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Also worth mentioning that it's pretty cool that Brady said that he sucked and that his teammates bailed him out. Didn't thank Jebus or talk about his accomplishment, but was honest about his subpar play and that other guys stepped up. Rare to say, especially after a big win.
Was he stroking his luxurious hair when he said that? Possibly while decked out in Stetson impregnating another supermodel?
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Post by daredevil » 22 Jan 2012, 9:51pm

No, just the playoff games that lead to the SB. Most of the time, these games are better than the SB.

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Re: NFL 2011-2012

Post by JennyB » 22 Jan 2012, 9:55pm

Did you all k ow that the Ravens are the only NFL team named after a poem. It's true.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Jan 2012, 10:06pm

JennyB wrote:Did you all k ow that the Ravens are the only NFL team named after a poem. It's true.
What about the L.A. Aeneids?
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Re: NFL 2011-2012

Post by Rat Patrol » 22 Jan 2012, 10:09pm

I once knew somebody who was floormates with Brady at Michigan State. Knew his roommate better than he knew him. Said he was alright in a kind of average-and-unmemorable-in-every-way. Except for the fact that he had the most exhaustive porn collection on campus, and was almost more of a legend for that (at least in his backup days) than being on the FB team. Matsui-esque in breadth and scope...in his shitty little dorm room. And he would drop encyclopedic knowledge of every facet of the genre so casually into conversation he seemed totally oblivious to the blank stares and awkward silences.

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Re: NFL 2011-2012

Post by tepista » 22 Jan 2012, 10:11pm

Rat Patrol wrote:I once knew somebody who was floormates with Brady at Michigan State.]
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Re: NFL 2011-2012

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Rat Patrol wrote:I once knew somebody who was floormates with Brady at Michigan State.]
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Jan 2012, 10:13pm

Rat Patrol wrote:I once knew somebody who was floormates with Brady at Michigan State. Knew his roommate better than he knew him. Said he was alright in a kind of average-and-unmemorable-in-every-way. Except for the fact that he had the most exhaustive porn collection on campus, and was almost more of a legend for that (at least in his backup days) than being on the FB team. Matsui-esque in breadth and scope...in his shitty little dorm room. And he would drop encyclopedic knowledge of every facet of the genre so casually into conversation he seemed totally oblivious to the blank stares and awkward silences.
I've heard that about him being an all-world porn fiend (tho perhaps it was from you). That would explain those confusing audibles: Snowballing, DP, felch felch!
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Re: NFL 2011-2012

Post by tepista » 22 Jan 2012, 10:15pm

Wasn't Matsui one also? And bin Laden?
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Post by daredevil » 22 Jan 2012, 10:18pm

I've heard that about Matsui.

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Jan 2012, 10:18pm

tepista wrote:Wasn't Matsui one also? And bin Laden?
Outside of hitting a baseball, Matsui is known for being a true connoisseur of porn and having devastating BO. The two might not be connected.
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Post by Rat Patrol » 22 Jan 2012, 10:21pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:I once knew somebody who was floormates with Brady at Michigan State. Knew his roommate better than he knew him. Said he was alright in a kind of average-and-unmemorable-in-every-way. Except for the fact that he had the most exhaustive porn collection on campus, and was almost more of a legend for that (at least in his backup days) than being on the FB team. Matsui-esque in breadth and scope...in his shitty little dorm room. And he would drop encyclopedic knowledge of every facet of the genre so casually into conversation he seemed totally oblivious to the blank stares and awkward silences.
I've heard that about him being an all-world porn fiend (tho perhaps it was from you). That would explain those confusing audibles: Snowballing, DP, felch felch!
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Re: NFL 2011-2012

Post by Flex » 22 Jan 2012, 10:25pm

I could just get lost in Brady's eyes.
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Re: NFL 2011-2012

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Jan 2012, 10:41pm

Flex wrote:I could just get lost in Brady's eyes.
That's when he bangs you.
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