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From an email a friend sent me.
I'm keeping a list of every person I know making a big production over being more excited about the commercials tonight or making an exaggerated effort to tell everyone that they have no interest in the game so that I can one day be the one to tell their kids that santa isn't real.
I agree 100% with this. I'm not a big sports guy outside of baseball, but I find people who make it their life's work to show how little they care about the Super Bowl insufferable.
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Even those of us who would just rather watch the Puppy Bowl? :cry:
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JennyB wrote:Even those of us who would just rather watch the Puppy Bowl? :cry:
The difference is that you would watch the puppy bowl every single day.
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I thought Madonna was gonna start singing a cover of Micky.....

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So how was Grandma Gaga? I didn't have the stomach to sit thru her, so I switched *gulp* to the Simpsons.
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Wolter wrote:From an email a friend sent me.
I'm keeping a list of every person I know making a big production over being more excited about the commercials tonight or making an exaggerated effort to tell everyone that they have no interest in the game so that I can one day be the one to tell their kids that santa isn't real.
I agree 100% with this. I'm not a big sports guy outside of baseball, but I find people who make it their life's work to show how little they care about the Super Bowl insufferable.
It's as simple as this: Most Red Sox fans want New England to win. Red Sox fans do not deserve to be happy. Need I continue?
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JennyB wrote:Even those of us who would just rather watch the Puppy Bowl? :cry:
My friend totally won the Puppy Bowl, how rad is that?

Just for the record, Ana, wife and I's best friend who works at SPCLA accompanied the West Coast's only entry to he Puppy Bowl in New York, Fumble, and he won the award for Most Valuable Puppy by scoring 3 touchdowns.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:So how was Grandma Gaga? I didn't have the stomach to sit thru her, so I switched *gulp* to the Simpsons.
She was ok. It looked like she was going to fall once, I read that she hurt her leg during rehersals.

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tepista wrote:
JennyB wrote:Even those of us who would just rather watch the Puppy Bowl? :cry:
My friend totally won the Puppy Bowl, how rad is that?

Just for the record, Ana, wife and I's best friend who works at SPCLA accompanied the West Coast's only entry to he Puppy Bowl in New York, Fumble, and he won the award for Most Valuable Puppy by scoring 3 touchdowns.
This is awesome.
That puppy was damn cute.
Use your influence to get me the Ref job next time 'round. I hate the guys they have play the refs every year.
Oh yeah, and I could use the work right about now...
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tepista wrote:
JennyB wrote:Even those of us who would just rather watch the Puppy Bowl? :cry:
My friend totally won the Puppy Bowl, how rad is that?

Just for the record, Ana, wife and I's best friend who works at SPCLA accompanied the West Coast's only entry to he Puppy Bowl in New York, Fumble, and he won the award for Most Valuable Puppy by scoring 3 touchdowns.
I was rooting for Fumble! He was clearly the star and MVP of the PB.
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Bengels!!!!!
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Joe Public wrote:
tepista wrote:
JennyB wrote:Even those of us who would just rather watch the Puppy Bowl? :cry:
My friend totally won the Puppy Bowl, how rad is that?

Just for the record, Ana, wife and I's best friend who works at SPCLA accompanied the West Coast's only entry to he Puppy Bowl in New York, Fumble, and he won the award for Most Valuable Puppy by scoring 3 touchdowns.
This is awesome.
That puppy was damn cute.
Use your influence to get me the Ref job next time 'round. I hate the guys they have play the refs every year.
Oh yeah, and I could use the work right about now...
JennyB wrote:I was rooting for Fumble! He was clearly the star and MVP of the PB.
Ana watched with us. She was sworn to secrecy and couldn't tell us the result!
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Safe European Home wrote:Bengels!!!!!
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