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Re: NFL 2011-2012

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Inder wrote:Oh man.
Yeah.
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Wolter wrote:
Inder wrote:Oh man.
Yeah.
If I were Cundiff, I'd stay away from Baltimore for a few months.

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Inder wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Inder wrote:Oh man.
Yeah.
If I were Cundiff, I'd stay away from Baltimore for a few months.
To be fair, that's sound advice for anyone.
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Inder wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Inder wrote:Oh man.
Yeah.
If I were Cundiff, I'd stay away from Baltimore for a few months.
Even tho I was pulling for the Pats, I hate to see a game lost because one guy fucked up like that, especially a guy who has just one job.
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The last time a Raven shanked anything that bad, Ray Lewis was arrested.
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Flex wrote:The last time a Raven shanked anything that bad, Ray Lewis was arrested.
:lol:
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Flex wrote:The last time a Raven shanked anything that bad, Ray Lewis was arrested.
10/10

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Inder wrote:
Flex wrote:The last time a Raven shanked anything that bad, Ray Lewis was arrested.
10/10
9.5/10, because I think Flex can always stand to improve.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: because I think Flex can always stand to improve.
Sounds like someone has been spending too much time around University faculty...
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Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: because I think Flex can always stand to improve.
Sounds like someone has been spending too much time around University faculty...
No such thing as a perfect score in the humanities. If you want to appeal your grade, talk to the department head.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:No such thing as a perfect score in the humanities. If you want to appeal your grade, talk to the department head.
In retaliation, I plan on doing the bare minimum required which forces you to bestow upon me a degree.
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Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:No such thing as a perfect score in the humanities. If you want to appeal your grade, talk to the department head.
In retaliation, I plan on doing the bare minimum required which forces you to bestow upon me a degree.
Meh, I get paid whether you get an A+ or a D-, and every D- allows me to dump the blame on the shitty public education system and my lazy colleagues.
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Forget the kicker, that receiver that dropped the touchdown 2 plays earlier, wow.
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Also worth mentioning that it's pretty cool that Brady said that he sucked and that his teammates bailed him out. Didn't thank Jebus or talk about his accomplishment, but was honest about his subpar play and that other guys stepped up. Rare to say, especially after a big win.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Also worth mentioning that it's pretty cool that Brady said that he sucked and that his teammates bailed him out. Didn't thank Jebus or talk about his accomplishment, but was honest about his subpar play and that other guys stepped up. Rare to say, especially after a big win.
Was he stroking his luxurious hair when he said that? Possibly while decked out in Stetson impregnating another supermodel?

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