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It's touching that sportsmanship is still alive amongst the fans. Win or lose, both sides will burn their cities. :cry:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 6:17am
Meanwhile, in the sleepy west of the woody East, they burn shit instead. . .

That just looks like a typical college town couch burning.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:10am
It's touching that sportsmanship is still alive amongst the fans. Win or lose, both sides will burn their cities. :cry:

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That is classic, and so is the comments section

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Hard not to be annoyed (if you're a Pats fan) that we essentially wasted a great Super Bowl performance from TB12 (and any given one of these could be the last one) with a comically inept defensive wet fart. But hard to be too upset overall. Pats had a great run this season and defensive injuries made them, ultimately, a paper tiger. The Eagles were hungry for their first championship and executed better. C'est la vie.

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Flex wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 6:09pm
Hard not to be annoyed (if you're a Pats fan) that we essentially wasted a great Super Bowl performance from TB12 (and any given one of these could be the last one) with a comically inept defensive wet fart. But hard to be too upset overall. Pats had a great run this season and defensive injuries made them, ultimately, a paper tiger. The Eagles were hungry for their first championship and executed better. C'est la vie.

As Beanie said, we're on to Florida.
There’s a story there with Malcolm Butler. That was strange.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:40pm
There’s a story there with Malcolm Butler. That was strange.
For sure. I super, super want to know what the hell happened there.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:10am
It's touching that sportsmanship is still alive amongst the fans. Win or lose, both sides will burn their cities. :cry:


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It's the apology part that sells it.
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Flex wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:48pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:40pm
There’s a story there with Malcolm Butler. That was strange.
For sure. I super, super want to know what the hell happened there.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:17pm
Flex wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:48pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:40pm
There’s a story there with Malcolm Butler. That was strange.
For sure. I super, super want to know what the hell happened there.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 11:17pm
Flex wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:48pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Feb 2018, 7:40pm
There’s a story there with Malcolm Butler. That was strange.
For sure. I super, super want to know what the hell happened there.
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