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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 08 Feb 2017, 6:51pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Does this qualify for Bopst?
http://cheezburger.com/1519109/chicks-s ... log.ORG%29
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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 08 Feb 2017, 7:09pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:51pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Does this qualify for Bopst?
http://cheezburger.com/1519109/chicks-s ... log.ORG%29
Snews fanfic.
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Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by tepista » 08 Feb 2017, 8:44pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 7:09pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:51pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Does this qualify for Bopst?
http://cheezburger.com/1519109/chicks-s ... log.ORG%29
Snews fanfic.
So many dreams, so many dreams …
I expected a better punch line.

didja catch my review last week on the nerco flick?

Love Me Deadly (1973) Lindsey drives her Rolls Royce from funeral to funeral and waits for the guests to leave so she can make out with the corpses. She catches the eye of a mortician, who lures male hustlers to his office where he embalms them alive, and keeps the bodies for use in midnight fuck parties! Lindsey soon becomes one of the regulars, but keeps her secret from her new hubby (Wonder Woman's Lyle Waggoner) who is a dead ringer for her dead dad, but whom she won't have sex with because he's not the kind of "stiff" that she's in to. The Howling's Christopher Stone is one of her boyfriends too. Good blood and nudity in this sleazy obscurity, but my favorite thing was that most of the driving scenes were up and down LaBrea Ave in Los Angeles, which has pretty much been my neighborhood my entire life!
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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 08 Feb 2017, 8:51pm

tepista wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 8:44pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 7:09pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:51pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Does this qualify for Bopst?
http://cheezburger.com/1519109/chicks-s ... log.ORG%29
Snews fanfic.
So many dreams, so many dreams …
I expected a better punch line.

didja catch my review last week on the nerco flick?

Love Me Deadly (1973) Lindsey drives her Rolls Royce from funeral to funeral and waits for the guests to leave so she can make out with the corpses. She catches the eye of a mortician, who lures male hustlers to his office where he embalms them alive, and keeps the bodies for use in midnight fuck parties! Lindsey soon becomes one of the regulars, but keeps her secret from her new hubby (Wonder Woman's Lyle Waggoner) who is a dead ringer for her dead dad, but whom she won't have sex with because he's not the kind of "stiff" that she's in to. The Howling's Christopher Stone is one of her boyfriends too. Good blood and nudity in this sleazy obscurity, but my favorite thing was that most of the driving scenes were up and down LaBrea Ave in Los Angeles, which has pretty much been my neighborhood my entire life!
Which made me look up whether Lyle Waggoner is still alive. He is and he's only 81. Huh.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by revbob » 08 Feb 2017, 10:24pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Does this qualify for Bopst?
http://cheezburger.com/1519109/chicks-s ... log.ORG%29
Yeah the same thing happened to my cousin's roommate's sister. Except the guy wrote "Welcome to the world of flesh eating jizz bacteria" on the bathroom mirror in red lipstick.

A week later she woke up in a hotel room in a bathtub full of ice with one of her kidneys missing.

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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by BostonBeaneater » 08 Feb 2017, 10:40pm

tepista wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 8:44pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 7:09pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:51pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Does this qualify for Bopst?
http://cheezburger.com/1519109/chicks-s ... log.ORG%29
Snews fanfic.
So many dreams, so many dreams …
I expected a better punch line.

didja catch my review last week on the nerco flick?

Love Me Deadly (1973) Lindsey drives her Rolls Royce from funeral to funeral and waits for the guests to leave so she can make out with the corpses. She catches the eye of a mortician, who lures male hustlers to his office where he embalms them alive, and keeps the bodies for use in midnight fuck parties! Lindsey soon becomes one of the regulars, but keeps her secret from her new hubby (Wonder Woman's Lyle Waggoner) who is a dead ringer for her dead dad, but whom she won't have sex with because he's not the kind of "stiff" that she's in to. The Howling's Christopher Stone is one of her boyfriends too. Good blood and nudity in this sleazy obscurity, but my favorite thing was that most of the driving scenes were up and down LaBrea Ave in Los Angeles, which has pretty much been my neighborhood my entire life!
Are Pink's Hot Dogs any good?
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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 08 Feb 2017, 10:50pm

revbob wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 10:24pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Does this qualify for Bopst?
http://cheezburger.com/1519109/chicks-s ... log.ORG%29
Yeah the same thing happened to my cousin's roommate's sister. Except the guy wrote "Welcome to the world of flesh eating jizz bacteria" on the bathroom mirror in red lipstick.

A week later she woke up in a hotel room in a bathtub full of ice with one of her kidneys missing.
And when she developed the film on her camera, it was filled with photos of guys sticking her toothbrush up their asses.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by tepista » 09 Feb 2017, 1:46pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 10:40pm
Are Pink's Hot Dogs any good?
They're good but not worth standing in a line for an hour, unless autographed headshots of 70s - 90s sitcom stars really floats your boat. The line can be beat though, either early morning or the couple hours between lunch rush and dinner rush you can probably get in and out of there. I always preferred Oki-Dog, but they started flying a Trump banner about a year ago, so I'll never go there again, I guess. An Oki-Dog, which Pinks sells too under a different name, is two hot dogs, chili, cheese and pastrami wrapped in a tortilla alike a burrito. I miss it!

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Also, this is OK in the Bopst thread cuz hot dogs look like severed penises.
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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by revbob » 09 Feb 2017, 1:49pm

tepista wrote:
09 Feb 2017, 1:46pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 10:40pm
Are Pink's Hot Dogs any good?
They're good but not worth standing in a line for an hour, unless autographed headshots of 70s - 90s sitcom stars really floats your boat. The line can be beat though, either early morning or the couple hours between lunch rush and dinner rush you can probably get in and out of there. I always preferred Oki-Dog, but they started flying a Trump banner about a year ago, so I'll never go there again, I guess. An Oki-Dog, which Pinks sells too under a different name, is two hot dogs, chili, cheese and pastrami wrapped in a tortilla alike a burrito. I miss it!

Image

Also, this is OK in the Bopst thread cuz hot dogs look like severed penises.
Yes but how do they taste?

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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by tepista » 09 Feb 2017, 1:52pm

Th Oki-Dog? EXACTLY like it fuckin' looks: Awesome.
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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by BostonBeaneater » 09 Feb 2017, 2:16pm

tepista wrote:
09 Feb 2017, 1:46pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Feb 2017, 10:40pm
Are Pink's Hot Dogs any good?
They're good but not worth standing in a line for an hour, unless autographed headshots of 70s - 90s sitcom stars really floats your boat. The line can be beat though, either early morning or the couple hours between lunch rush and dinner rush you can probably get in and out of there. I always preferred Oki-Dog, but they started flying a Trump banner about a year ago, so I'll never go there again, I guess. An Oki-Dog, which Pinks sells too under a different name, is two hot dogs, chili, cheese and pastrami wrapped in a tortilla alike a burrito. I miss it!

Image

Also, this is OK in the Bopst thread cuz hot dogs look like severed penises.
It's ok, someone defaced it.

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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by revbob » 09 Feb 2017, 3:41pm

tepista wrote:
09 Feb 2017, 1:52pm
Th Oki-Dog? EXACTLY like it fuckin' looks: Awesome.
I meant to do the severed penises part in bold. As in sure they LOOK like severed peni but how do they taste.

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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by tepista » 10 Mar 2017, 12:58pm

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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 10 Mar 2017, 1:51pm

tepista wrote:
10 Mar 2017, 12:58pm
I blacked out the first time I read this.
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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by tepista » 10 Mar 2017, 2:53pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
10 Mar 2017, 1:51pm
tepista wrote:
10 Mar 2017, 12:58pm
I blacked out the first time I read this.
i wonder why year-old stories are popping up on my FB feed?
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