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That's sorta awesome. I mean in a short horror or mystery story kind of way.
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http://www.aol.com/2011/08/02/womans-ha ... lnk3|82987

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Oh, I'd totally bang Britanny. Abbey? You must be crazy to bang her, but Britanny? Fuck yeah!
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I've seen the TLC documentary, they've got one set of tits and one vag. At what point during sex do you just say "Hey, let's all three of us get into this"?
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tepista wrote:Oh, I'd totally bang Britanny. Abbey? You must be crazy to bang her, but Britanny? Fuck yeah!
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3 lungs, two tits. Two hearts. Two stomachs, one set of intestines, so I assume one anus, even though it doesn't specify. OK, I say straight sex means you're fucking Brittanny, and anal means you're fucking Abbey.
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Hey, that article says 2009 and she still isn't married. That bastard broke one of her hearts!
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Tep has put a lot of thought into the mechanics of this.

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Rat Patrol wrote:Tep has put a lot of thought into the mechanics of this.
I haven't stopped thinking about it. I saw their show, but that was a while ago, i forgot about them. And yes, would totally bang.
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tepista wrote:Oh, I'd totally bang Britanny. Abbey? You must be crazy to bang her, but Britanny? Fuck yeah!
Just think about the rows when you come home drunk and bang the wrong one.
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tepista wrote:Oh, I'd totally bang Britanny. Abbey? You must be crazy to bang her, but Britanny? Fuck yeah!
I heard Abbey was two faced.

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tepista wrote:Oh, I'd totally bang Britanny. Abbey? You must be crazy to bang her, but Britanny? Fuck yeah!
I heard Abbey was two faced.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15032614

Well, technically he did lose his dick in this whole business. :scared:

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