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The Bopst Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 17 Mar 2011, 8:43am

Yeah, it's probably time IMCT got its own genital LOLputee thread after all these years. . .
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22994511/

...and she fried them into a horseradish-seasoned sealed pancake afterwards.
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Post by Gutterpoet » 17 Mar 2011, 9:40am

Rat Patrol wrote:...and she fried them into a horseradish-seasoned sealed pancake afterwards.
A sealed pancake?

What a barbarian!
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Post by tepista » 17 Mar 2011, 3:21pm

Self-employed DJ Martin
That's a pretty lame DJ name, now he can change it to DJ No Balls.
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Post by Wolter » 17 Mar 2011, 4:02pm

tepista wrote:
Self-employed DJ Martin
That's a pretty lame DJ name, now he can change it to DJ No Balls.
At least DJ Fontana is ok.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Mar 2011, 6:21pm

Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
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Post by Inder » 17 Mar 2011, 6:24pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,

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Post by rcs » 17 Mar 2011, 6:30pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
well.. it is England... apparently they call punk bands in an emergency, too
Martin, 45, had to dial 999 for an ambulance
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Mar 2011, 6:31pm

Inder wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.
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Post by Rat Patrol » 17 Mar 2011, 8:04pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
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Post by 101Walterton » 17 Mar 2011, 11:46pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
Innocent till proven guilty. By putting it in quotes they aren't saying she did bite off his testicles, which could leave them open to being sued if found to be untrue.

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Post by Heston » 18 Mar 2011, 4:35am

101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
Innocent till proven guilty. By putting it in quotes they aren't saying she did bite off his testicles, which could leave them open to being sued if found to be untrue.
That's the Septics told. I think they forget they "gave Michealt to the world."
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Post by Marky Dread » 18 Mar 2011, 5:08am

rcs wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
well.. it is England... apparently they call punk bands in an emergency, too
Martin, 45, had to dial 999 for an ambulance
Only if it's an Emergency. Other we don't call 999 we just shout out for GBH.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 18 Mar 2011, 7:28am

101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Can anyone discern why part of the headline was in quotes?
Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
Innocent till proven guilty. By putting it in quotes they aren't saying she did bite off his testicles, which could leave them open to being sued if found to be untrue.
As opposed to using clear language, employing words like "allegedly" or "said to have" or some variation.
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Post by Silent Majority » 18 Mar 2011, 7:33am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote: Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
Innocent till proven guilty. By putting it in quotes they aren't saying she did bite off his testicles, which could leave them open to being sued if found to be untrue.
As opposed to using clear language, employing words like "allegedly" or "said to have" or some variation.
How're they going to find space for tits then?
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Re: The Bopst Thread

Post by Wolter » 18 Mar 2011, 9:43am

Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Inder wrote: Itºs an English newspaper,,,
Oh, fuck me, but I just roared with laughter.

oi mate thats teh painful burning pisstake!11
Innocent till proven guilty. By putting it in quotes they aren't saying she did bite off his testicles, which could leave them open to being sued if found to be untrue.
That's the Septics told. I think they forget they "gave Michealt to the world."

Michaelt was like 16 and clearly retarded. The limey anti-grammarians are usually grown men with careers, wives and families, and in this case 'grown men paid to write for a living.'
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