I heard it a long Tama go.
FAO Hoy
Re: FAO Hoy
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Re: FAO Hoy
Wait, what’s the pay to poop for?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Rat Patrol
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Re: FAO Hoy
Gut bacteria transplants for people who get very sick because they have an off-kilter biosphere of colon gremlins. The transplants have proven very effective at righting the balance, which is why they want to recruit only elite shitters. Your loaf beasties being...quite literally...the least-wrong part of the entire Hoyniverse.
Think of it this way: it's eugenics for your stool. They're just displacing the weak and impure with the prokaryotic master race. Apparently the Final Solution is to start paying you Super Poopers to cleanse the ghettos of all irritable bowelry.
I'm not sure what they've got against fatties being donors, however. Your insane worldview's going to have to take a gander at explaining that one.
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Re: FAO Hoy
That's actually kinda neat if it's effective and science based. Maybe fat people have higher fat content in their poop? Like floaters.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑03 Apr 2018, 12:35amGut bacteria transplants for people who get very sick because they have an off-kilter biosphere of colon gremlins. The transplants have proven very effective at righting the balance, which is why they want to recruit only elite shitters. Your loaf beasties being...quite literally...the least-wrong part of the entire Hoyniverse.
Think of it this way: it's eugenics for your stool. They're just displacing the weak and impure with the prokaryotic master race. Apparently the Final Solution is to start paying you Super Poopers to cleanse the ghettos of all irritable bowelry.
I'm not sure what they've got against fatties being donors, however. Your insane worldview's going to have to take a gander at explaining that one.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Re: FAO Hoy
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IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Re: FAO Hoy
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Re: FAO Hoy
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy