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Re: Olympics
Catch what? Herpes?
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Re: Olympics
Phelpes.tepista wrote:Catch what? Herpes?
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Re: Olympics
We're a nation of pitchers not catchers.101Walterton wrote:I take it the USA wont be entering the catch competition !!!
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Thats true your relay teams looked real tossers !!!!!revbob wrote:We're a nation of pitchers not catchers.101Walterton wrote:I take it the USA wont be entering the catch competition !!!
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It's a gay joke, 101.101Walterton wrote:Thats true your relay teams looked real tossers !!!!!revbob wrote:We're a nation of pitchers not catchers.101Walterton wrote:I take it the USA wont be entering the catch competition !!!
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Mine was a throwaway punch lineWolter wrote:It's a gay joke, 101.101Walterton wrote:Thats true your relay teams looked real tossers !!!!!revbob wrote:We're a nation of pitchers not catchers.101Walterton wrote:I take it the USA wont be entering the catch competition !!!
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Unfortunately, in the context it just comes off like you missed the joke. Damn this common language dividing us.101Walterton wrote:Mine was a throwaway punch lineWolter wrote:It's a gay joke, 101.101Walterton wrote:Thats true your relay teams looked real tossers !!!!!revbob wrote:We're a nation of pitchers not catchers.101Walterton wrote:I take it the USA wont be entering the catch competition !!!
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Re: Olympics
Hmpph, well I'm sure I speak for most here when I say I don't care for jokes in any form. Please refrain from making them in the future. This is a board for serious discussion only. If you really feel the need to "have a laugh" then I suggest you do it in a thread clearly marked as such. That is all.Wolter wrote:Unfortunately, in the context it just comes off like you missed the joke. Damn this common language dividing us.
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Wolter wrote:Unfortunately, in the context it just comes off like you missed the joke. Damn this common language dividing us.101Walterton wrote:Mine was a throwaway punch lineWolter wrote:It's a gay joke, 101.101Walterton wrote:Thats true your relay teams looked real tossers !!!!!revbob wrote: We're a nation of pitchers not catchers.
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Back to the Olympics, have to say I am loving every minute of it. Forget the argument about what is and what isnt a sport or what should be at the Olympics and just enjoy sport being competed at the highest level. The time zone is good for me which helps, last night I was watching Tai Kwon Do and table tennis, I am watching BMX as I type, loved Bolt and Phelps. I even watched the 20k walk. Did you know the winner finished in 1:25 !!!!!! try running 20k in under 1:25 (in fact dont you cant do it).
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Speed walking is fucked. Fuck that shit. It goes against natural human movement. In a bad way. At a certain speed, we must run. Imagine having a Kentucky Derby race that was limited to canter. Fuck that shit.101Walterton wrote:Back to the Olympics, have to say I am loving every minute of it. Forget the argument about what is and what isnt a sport or what should be at the Olympics and just enjoy sport being competed at the highest level. The time zone is good for me which helps, last night I was watching Tai Kwon Do and table tennis, I am watching BMX as I type, loved Bolt and Phelps. I even watched the 20k walk. Did you know the winner finished in 1:25 !!!!!! try running 20k in under 1:25 (in fact dont you cant do it).
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I get shin splints just thinking about it.101Walterton wrote:I even watched the 20k walk. Did you know the winner finished in 1:25 !!!!!! try running 20k in under 1:25 (in fact dont you cant do it).
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That's another thing I fucking hate. Shin splints is a myth!Dr. Medulla wrote:I get shin splints just thinking about it.101Walterton wrote:I even watched the 20k walk. Did you know the winner finished in 1:25 !!!!!! try running 20k in under 1:25 (in fact dont you cant do it).
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Says the runner !!!matedog wrote:That's another thing I fucking hate. Shin splints is a myth!Dr. Medulla wrote:I get shin splints just thinking about it.101Walterton wrote:I even watched the 20k walk. Did you know the winner finished in 1:25 !!!!!! try running 20k in under 1:25 (in fact dont you cant do it).
I just watched the mens 50k walk, those guys covered marathon distance in under 3 hours which is unbelievable. The funny thing is as soon as they cross the finish line they break into a run whereas all of sports they break into a walk.
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I think race walking looks very silly (all the hip movement)...just run already...matedog wrote:Speed walking is fucked. Fuck that shit. It goes against natural human movement. In a bad way. At a certain speed, we must run. Imagine having a Kentucky Derby race that was limited to canter. Fuck that shit.101Walterton wrote:Back to the Olympics, have to say I am loving every minute of it. Forget the argument about what is and what isnt a sport or what should be at the Olympics and just enjoy sport being competed at the highest level. The time zone is good for me which helps, last night I was watching Tai Kwon Do and table tennis, I am watching BMX as I type, loved Bolt and Phelps. I even watched the 20k walk. Did you know the winner finished in 1:25 !!!!!! try running 20k in under 1:25 (in fact dont you cant do it).