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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Kory » 04 Nov 2016, 5:34pm

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I use this one frequently. As well as "Damn Hell Ass," which is infinitely appropriate for any situation.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by tepista » 16 Nov 2016, 8:43pm

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Re: The Simpsons

Post by tepista » 16 Nov 2016, 8:46pm

I certainly don't remember this

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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Nov 2016, 8:47pm

One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Kory » 17 Nov 2016, 4:29pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by tepista » 17 Nov 2016, 4:46pm

Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?
I second the decency of that joke
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Bankrobber » 17 Nov 2016, 4:47pm

tepista wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?
I second the decency of that joke
The joke carries!
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Kory » 17 Nov 2016, 5:11pm

Bankrobber wrote:
tepista wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?
I second the decency of that joke
The joke carries!
So moved.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by tepista » 22 Nov 2016, 7:26pm

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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Kory » 22 Nov 2016, 11:10pm

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Sexay.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Bankrobber » 26 Nov 2016, 10:27am

FXX has been playing all Simpsons nonstop in order since Thanksgiving morning. I haven't watched my DVDs in a while, so it has been fun reacquainting myself with jokes I'd forgotten.
For example: Mr Burns while beekeeping -

That's it make the honey, honey for your children...fools!! Ha ha ha ha ha!

They are up to season five. It's amazing that since season three rolled around, literally anytime I turned back comedy gold is happening. It's also depressing to know that in another few days that gold is gone and around 400 episodes of garbage remains.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by tepista » 30 Nov 2016, 2:16pm

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Re: The Simpsons

Post by tepista » 04 Dec 2016, 1:56pm

The Cheech and Chong episode (2011) was pretty funny, then I left it on FXX and the next one wasnt so funny.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Flex » 05 Dec 2016, 3:48pm

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Re: The Simpsons

Post by matedog » 21 Dec 2016, 12:36pm

Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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