If Music Could Talk

Dr. Medulla wrote:

tepista wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

tepista wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

https://theringer.com/the-simpsons-char ... .n7qfya566

Yeah, once.

When we were in Memphis about two decades ago, we saw a homeless guy take off his shoe and yell at it. As in conversational yelling.

Yo momma so poor that I saw her walking down the street wearing one shoe, so I said "Mrs. Hookworm, did you lose a shoe?" and she said "No, I found one."

I stole that joke from South Park.

What if I told you my mother only has one leg?

She doesn't, but just what if?

I'd ask you if she worked at IHop.

tepista wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

tepista wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

tepista wrote: Yeah, once.

When we were in Memphis about two decades ago, we saw a homeless guy take off his shoe and yell at it. As in conversational yelling.

Yo momma so poor that I saw her walking down the street wearing one shoe, so I said "Mrs. Hookworm, did you lose a shoe?" and she said "No, I found one."

I stole that joke from South Park.

What if I told you my mother only has one leg?

She doesn't, but just what if?

I'd ask you if she worked at IHop.

Boo!

Dr. Medulla wrote:

This spring we got a new mail carrier, a woman, which has allowed me to use this line whenever I'm wondering why the mail is late.

I've used that one too. My wife just shakes her head.

Watching the Poochie episode right now. I love it so damned much.

Dr. Medulla wrote:

I would watch literally every fake movie I've ever heard on that show.

I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.

Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.

I check in periodically with similar results.

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.

I check in periodically with similar results.

Halloween or nothing for me.

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.

I check in periodically with similar results.

The weird thing is that the last couple months I've caught scattered episodes from around season 16 or 17 and, while not great by any stretch, they've been passable and recognizable. The one last night, tho, was just sterile.

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.

I check in periodically with similar results.

The weird thing is that the last couple months I've caught scattered episodes from around season 16 or 17 and, while not great by any stretch, they've been passable and recognizable. The one last night, tho, was just sterile.

16 and 17 are millenia ago. Also, I no longer trust you.

Jesus, the MOVIE was almost ten years ago now.

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:

Kory wrote:

Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.

I check in periodically with similar results.

The weird thing is that the last couple months I've caught scattered episodes from around season 16 or 17 and, while not great by any stretch, they've been passable and recognizable. The one last night, tho, was just sterile.

16 and 17 are millenia ago. Also, I no longer trust you.

Way to catch up with the crowd, shortbus.

Snowball II died in 2004? I didn't know that.