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Re: The Simpsons

Post by tepista » 11 Oct 2016, 12:58pm

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Yeah, once.
When we were in Memphis about two decades ago, we saw a homeless guy take off his shoe and yell at it. As in conversational yelling.
Yo momma so poor that I saw her walking down the street wearing one shoe, so I said "Mrs. Hookworm, did you lose a shoe?" and she said "No, I found one."

I stole that joke from South Park.
What if I told you my mother only has one leg?

She doesn't, but just what if?
I'd ask you if she worked at IHop.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Dr. Medulla » 11 Oct 2016, 1:06pm

tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote: Yeah, once.
When we were in Memphis about two decades ago, we saw a homeless guy take off his shoe and yell at it. As in conversational yelling.
Yo momma so poor that I saw her walking down the street wearing one shoe, so I said "Mrs. Hookworm, did you lose a shoe?" and she said "No, I found one."

I stole that joke from South Park.
What if I told you my mother only has one leg?

She doesn't, but just what if?
I'd ask you if she worked at IHop.
Boo!
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by revbob » 11 Oct 2016, 8:03pm

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This spring we got a new mail carrier, a woman, which has allowed me to use this line whenever I'm wondering why the mail is late.
I've used that one too. My wife just shakes her head.

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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Dr. Medulla » 12 Oct 2016, 6:31pm

Watching the Poochie episode right now. I love it so damned much.
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Re: The Simpsons

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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Wolter » 15 Oct 2016, 10:38am

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I would watch literally every fake movie I've ever heard on that show.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Dr. Medulla » 23 Oct 2016, 7:33pm

I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me. :scared:

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Kory » 24 Oct 2016, 4:42pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me. :scared:

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by tepista » 24 Oct 2016, 4:43pm

Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me. :scared:

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
I check in periodically with similar results.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Oct 2016, 4:45pm

Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me. :scared:

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
I check in periodically with similar results.
The weird thing is that the last couple months I've caught scattered episodes from around season 16 or 17 and, while not great by any stretch, they've been passable and recognizable. The one last night, tho, was just sterile.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Kory » 24 Oct 2016, 4:46pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me. :scared:

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
I check in periodically with similar results.
The weird thing is that the last couple months I've caught scattered episodes from around season 16 or 17 and, while not great by any stretch, they've been passable and recognizable. The one last night, tho, was just sterile.
16 and 17 are millenia ago. Also, I no longer trust you.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Flex » 24 Oct 2016, 4:48pm

Jesus, the MOVIE was almost ten years ago now.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Oct 2016, 4:49pm

Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me. :scared:

(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)

edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
I check in periodically with similar results.
The weird thing is that the last couple months I've caught scattered episodes from around season 16 or 17 and, while not great by any stretch, they've been passable and recognizable. The one last night, tho, was just sterile.
16 and 17 are millenia ago. Also, I no longer trust you.
Way to catch up with the crowd, shortbus.
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Re: The Simpsons

Post by tepista » 03 Nov 2016, 9:52pm

Snowball II died in 2004? I didn't know that.
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Re: The Simpsons

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