I'd ask you if she worked at IHop.Dr. Medulla wrote:What if I told you my mother only has one leg?tepista wrote:Yo momma so poor that I saw her walking down the street wearing one shoe, so I said "Mrs. Hookworm, did you lose a shoe?" and she said "No, I found one."Dr. Medulla wrote:When we were in Memphis about two decades ago, we saw a homeless guy take off his shoe and yell at it. As in conversational yelling.tepista wrote:Yeah, once.
I stole that joke from South Park.
She doesn't, but just what if?
The Simpsons
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Boo!tepista wrote:I'd ask you if she worked at IHop.Dr. Medulla wrote:What if I told you my mother only has one leg?tepista wrote:Yo momma so poor that I saw her walking down the street wearing one shoe, so I said "Mrs. Hookworm, did you lose a shoe?" and she said "No, I found one."Dr. Medulla wrote:When we were in Memphis about two decades ago, we saw a homeless guy take off his shoe and yell at it. As in conversational yelling.tepista wrote: Yeah, once.
I stole that joke from South Park.
She doesn't, but just what if?
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Re: The Simpsons
I've used that one too. My wife just shakes her head.Dr. Medulla wrote:
This spring we got a new mail carrier, a woman, which has allowed me to use this line whenever I'm wondering why the mail is late.
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Watching the Poochie episode right now. I love it so damned much.
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I would watch literally every fake movie I've ever heard on that show.Dr. Medulla wrote:
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I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.
(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)
edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)
edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
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I check in periodically with similar results.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.
(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)
edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
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Halloween or nothing for me.Kory wrote:I check in periodically with similar results.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.
(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)
edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
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The weird thing is that the last couple months I've caught scattered episodes from around season 16 or 17 and, while not great by any stretch, they've been passable and recognizable. The one last night, tho, was just sterile.Kory wrote:I check in periodically with similar results.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.
(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)
edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
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16 and 17 are millenia ago. Also, I no longer trust you.Dr. Medulla wrote:The weird thing is that the last couple months I've caught scattered episodes from around season 16 or 17 and, while not great by any stretch, they've been passable and recognizable. The one last night, tho, was just sterile.Kory wrote:I check in periodically with similar results.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.
(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)
edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
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Jesus, the MOVIE was almost ten years ago now.
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Way to catch up with the crowd, shortbus.Kory wrote:16 and 17 are millenia ago. Also, I no longer trust you.Dr. Medulla wrote:The weird thing is that the last couple months I've caught scattered episodes from around season 16 or 17 and, while not great by any stretch, they've been passable and recognizable. The one last night, tho, was just sterile.Kory wrote:I check in periodically with similar results.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'm watching a brand new episode. Hold me.
(Reference to Tibor. I'll take it.)
edit: Awful. A Brian Williams lying reporter allusion with Kent Brockman. If I hadn't had a couple large glasses of wine, I'd be angry at the wasted 30 minutes.
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Snowball II died in 2004? I didn't know that.
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"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft