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Kory wrote:love any episode featuring the Nelson/Martin dynamic.
That's what I imagine a tep/hookworm adventure would be like.
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tepista wrote:
Kory wrote:love any episode featuring the Nelson/Martin dynamic.
That's what I imagine a tep/hookworm adventure would be like.
I've met the Worm. He's more like Milhous.
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Re: The Simpsons

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Wolter wrote:
tepista wrote:
Kory wrote:love any episode featuring the Nelson/Martin dynamic.
That's what I imagine a tep/hookworm adventure would be like.
I've met the Worm. He's more like Milhous.
"Remember the time when he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why'd I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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Wolter wrote:
tepista wrote:
Kory wrote:love any episode featuring the Nelson/Martin dynamic.
That's what I imagine a tep/hookworm adventure would be like.
I've met the Worm. He's more like Milhous.
I don't wear glasses!
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Wolter wrote:I've met the Worm.
Shit, when did that happen?

Did you jokingly criticise each other in some kind of crazy forum-posting language, then sit down for a cilantro dinner discussing fey Indie bands?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
Wolter wrote:I've met the Worm.
Shit, when did that happen?

Did you jokingly criticise each other in some kind of crazy forum-posting language, then sit down for a cilantro dinner discussing fey Indie bands?
Three years ago? The missuz had reasons to be in Chicago and I had nothing better to do. We mostly eyed each other suspiciously and mused about how cool it would be to dissect Flex.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Heston wrote:
Wolter wrote:I've met the Worm.
Shit, when did that happen?

Did you jokingly criticise each other in some kind of crazy forum-posting language, then sit down for a cilantro dinner discussing fey Indie bands?
Three years ago? The missuz had reasons to be in Chicago and I had nothing better to do. We mostly eyed each other suspiciously and mused about how cool it would be to dissect Flex.
So....round about the time the board got sucked into a strange, unexplained vortex? The sun passed too close to the moon.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Heston wrote:
Wolter wrote:I've met the Worm.
Shit, when did that happen?

Did you jokingly criticise each other in some kind of crazy forum-posting language, then sit down for a cilantro dinner discussing fey Indie bands?
Three years ago? The missuz had reasons to be in Chicago and I had nothing better to do. We mostly eyed each other suspiciously and mused about how cool it would be to dissect Flex.
Not as fun as you'd think once you find the bomb set to detonate if I'm tampered with.
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Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Heston wrote:
Wolter wrote:I've met the Worm.
Shit, when did that happen?

Did you jokingly criticise each other in some kind of crazy forum-posting language, then sit down for a cilantro dinner discussing fey Indie bands?
Three years ago? The missuz had reasons to be in Chicago and I had nothing better to do. We mostly eyed each other suspiciously and mused about how cool it would be to dissect Flex.
Not as fun as you'd think once you find the bomb set to detonate if I'm tampered with.
That's why Tep's hunting down chimps for us. Always send in the primate first.
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Wolter wrote:
tepista wrote:
Kory wrote:love any episode featuring the Nelson/Martin dynamic.
That's what I imagine a tep/hookworm adventure would be like.
I've met the Worm. He's more like Milhous.
I tend to imagine him as more of a Thrillho.
I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.

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On Simpsons episodes: Pretty much all the greats have been covered by let me add "Bart's Girlfriend."

It has the greatest Homer-exchange in all history:

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.


The doppler scream:

You stole money from the church collection plate!


And another episode "Lisa's Rival" has the best Homer rant.

Homer: I can't live the buttoned down life like you! I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson!?!
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Bankrobber wrote:On Simpsons episodes: Pretty much all the greats have been covered by let me add "Bart's Girlfriend."

It has the greatest Homer-exchange in all history:

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
I use the last line whenever someone asks me whether there's something different in another person. Unfailingly.
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I just saw the one with the sugar truck. Lord, homer's scarface reference is hysterical.
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I picked up a battered, second-hand season nine DVD today for a tenner. Hooray, the last series I'll need.
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Silent Majority wrote:I picked up a battered, second-hand season nine DVD today for a tenner. Hooray, the last series I'll need.
Sadly, very true.
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