I use this one frequently. As well as "Damn Hell Ass," which is infinitely appropriate for any situation.Dr. Medulla wrote:
The Simpsons
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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I certainly don't remember this
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One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
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That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
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I second the decency of that jokeKory wrote:That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
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The joke carries!tepista wrote:I second the decency of that jokeKory wrote:That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
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So moved.Bankrobber wrote:The joke carries!tepista wrote:I second the decency of that jokeKory wrote:That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
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FXX has been playing all Simpsons nonstop in order since Thanksgiving morning. I haven't watched my DVDs in a while, so it has been fun reacquainting myself with jokes I'd forgotten.
For example: Mr Burns while beekeeping -
That's it make the honey, honey for your children...fools!! Ha ha ha ha ha!
They are up to season five. It's amazing that since season three rolled around, literally anytime I turned back comedy gold is happening. It's also depressing to know that in another few days that gold is gone and around 400 episodes of garbage remains.
For example: Mr Burns while beekeeping -
That's it make the honey, honey for your children...fools!! Ha ha ha ha ha!
They are up to season five. It's amazing that since season three rolled around, literally anytime I turned back comedy gold is happening. It's also depressing to know that in another few days that gold is gone and around 400 episodes of garbage remains.
I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.
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The Cheech and Chong episode (2011) was pretty funny, then I left it on FXX and the next one wasnt so funny.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.