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Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
by revbob
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
by BostonBeaneater
revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 1:21pm
by Wolter
BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
That's actually why I like them...

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
by JennyB
Wolter wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:21pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
That's actually why I like them...
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 1:49pm
by Dr. Medulla
JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
Image
I have this on a shirt as a possibility of my final fate.

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 1:50pm
by JennyB
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:49pm
JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
Image
I have this on a shirt as a possibility of my final fate.
It is written and sealed. Like the Book of Life between Rosh HaShanah and Yom Kippur.

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 1:53pm
by Wolter
JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:49pm
JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
Image
I have this on a shirt as a possibility of my final fate.
It is written and sealed. Like the Book of Life between Rosh HaShanah and Yom Kippur.
They'll go for the face first. Easy soft tissue to start on. Then the belly (and genitals, if yours are external!).

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
by 101Walterton
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 6:16pm
by revbob
JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Wolter wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:21pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
That's actually why I like them...
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
My dogs and cats know to stay the fuck away from my berries though. Okay I don't actually have pets anymore but when I did they left my damn fruit to help alone.

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
by Marky Dread
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm
by revbob
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 9:23pm
by Marky Dread
revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1
It Must Have Been the Cat.

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 10:11pm
by revbob
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 9:23pm
revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1
It Must Have Been the Cat.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... 08511.amp

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 08 Aug 2017, 10:44pm
by Inder
This thread has taken a bit of a turn.

Re: Today I learned …

Posted: 09 Aug 2017, 6:10am
by Marky Dread
revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 10:11pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 9:23pm
revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1
It Must Have Been the Cat.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... 08511.amp
Ok so blame the hamster.

Yeah I've seen all these horror stories. Like the one where the woman allowed her little dog to sleep on her bed for years then one morning she woke up in agony as the dog was chewing off her nose. She survived and put no blame on the dog.