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Re: Today I learned …

Post by revbob » 07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm

I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

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Re: Today I learned …

Post by BostonBeaneater » 08 Aug 2017, 11:41am

revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
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Re: Today I learned …

Post by Wolter » 08 Aug 2017, 1:21pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
That's actually why I like them...
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Re: Today I learned …

Post by JennyB » 08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm

Wolter wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:21pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
That's actually why I like them...
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 08 Aug 2017, 1:49pm

JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
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Post by JennyB » 08 Aug 2017, 1:50pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:49pm
JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
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Re: Today I learned …

Post by Wolter » 08 Aug 2017, 1:53pm

JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:49pm
JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
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I have this on a shirt as a possibility of my final fate.
It is written and sealed. Like the Book of Life between Rosh HaShanah and Yom Kippur.
They'll go for the face first. Easy soft tissue to start on. Then the belly (and genitals, if yours are external!).
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Re: Today I learned …

Post by 101Walterton » 08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm

When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.

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Re: Today I learned …

Post by revbob » 08 Aug 2017, 6:16pm

JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Wolter wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:21pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
That's actually why I like them...
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
My dogs and cats know to stay the fuck away from my berries though. Okay I don't actually have pets anymore but when I did they left my damn fruit to help alone.

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Re: Today I learned …

Post by Marky Dread » 08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm

101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
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Re: Today I learned …

Post by revbob » 08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm

Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1

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Re: Today I learned …

Post by Marky Dread » 08 Aug 2017, 9:23pm

revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1
It Must Have Been the Cat.
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Re: Today I learned …

Post by revbob » 08 Aug 2017, 10:11pm

Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 9:23pm
revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1
It Must Have Been the Cat.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... 08511.amp

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Re: Today I learned …

Post by Inder » 08 Aug 2017, 10:44pm

This thread has taken a bit of a turn.

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Re: Today I learned …

Post by Marky Dread » 09 Aug 2017, 6:10am

revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 10:11pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 9:23pm
revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1
It Must Have Been the Cat.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... 08511.amp
Ok so blame the hamster.

Yeah I've seen all these horror stories. Like the one where the woman allowed her little dog to sleep on her bed for years then one morning she woke up in agony as the dog was chewing off her nose. She survived and put no blame on the dog.
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