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I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

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revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
That's actually why I like them...
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Wolter wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:21pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
That's actually why I like them...
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
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JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:49pm
JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
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I have this on a shirt as a possibility of my final fate.
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JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:49pm
JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
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I have this on a shirt as a possibility of my final fate.
It is written and sealed. Like the Book of Life between Rosh HaShanah and Yom Kippur.
They'll go for the face first. Easy soft tissue to start on. Then the belly (and genitals, if yours are external!).
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When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.

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JennyB wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:37pm
Wolter wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 1:21pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 11:41am
revbob wrote:
07 Aug 2017, 10:25pm
I'd be okay with squirrels if they didnt eat my cherries and berries. Until they stop its war.

They are fluffy rats who would feed on your eyes given the chance.
That's actually why I like them...
Me too. And I've got news for you, our dogs and cats would also feed on us if given the right conditions.
My dogs and cats know to stay the fuck away from my berries though. Okay I don't actually have pets anymore but when I did they left my damn fruit to help alone.

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101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
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Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1

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revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1
It Must Have Been the Cat.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 9:23pm
revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1
It Must Have Been the Cat.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... 08511.amp

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This thread has taken a bit of a turn.

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revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 10:11pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 9:23pm
revbob wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 7:10pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 6:48pm
101Walterton wrote:
08 Aug 2017, 3:00pm
When it's owner dies a cat will eat it (starting with the face) to survive however a dog will starve to death.
...Or simply eat the cat.
Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... &ampcf=1
It Must Have Been the Cat.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... 08511.amp
Ok so blame the hamster.

Yeah I've seen all these horror stories. Like the one where the woman allowed her little dog to sleep on her bed for years then one morning she woke up in agony as the dog was chewing off her nose. She survived and put no blame on the dog.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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