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Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 30 Sep 2015, 12:17pm
by Dr. Medulla
Good news for Wolter: Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 24 Nov 2015, 5:23pm
by Dr. Medulla
Bigot Annoyed Local Mosque Already Vandalized Before He Got There
JEFFERSONTOWN, KY—Expressing frustration at not having left the house sooner, local bigot Doug Weber, 43, was reportedly annoyed late Monday night after discovering that the mosque he intended to deface had been vandalized before he got there. “Shit, somebody beat me to it,” said Weber, clenching his jaw and shaking his head as he scrutinized the graffiti-covered walls of the Muslim place of worship. “Ugh, I can’t fucking believe this. I drove all the way across town and there isn’t even a single window left to smash. I went and got all this goddamn spray paint, too. Now what am I supposed to do with it?” At press time, Weber decided to just spray-paint a Muslim slur on top of the other graffiti.
http://www.theonion.com/article/bigot-a ... he-g-51901
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 06 Dec 2015, 3:04pm
by tepista
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 18 Dec 2015, 12:49pm
by tepista
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2015, 6:03pm
by tepista
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2015, 6:35pm
by Dr. Medulla
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2015, 8:05pm
by tepista
I'm not naming names but this one has the future of someone who starts with a Wol and ends with a Ter all over it
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/28/punk ... ier-stuff/
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2015, 8:18pm
by Wolter
Dr. Medulla wrote:Good news for Wolter: Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket
I missed this the first time around.
Motley Crue is a band I never cared for. For some reason they're the bridge too far for me.
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2015, 8:18pm
by Wolter
Now THIS is pretty much spot on.
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 03 Feb 2016, 8:11pm
by tepista
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 03 Feb 2016, 8:25pm
by Dr. Medulla
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 03 Feb 2016, 9:52pm
by JennyB
Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
What on earth could you possibly mean?
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 03 Feb 2016, 9:57pm
by Dr. Medulla
JennyB wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
What on earth could you possibly mean?
Adorable to the awesometh power.
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 03 Feb 2016, 10:01pm
by JennyB
Dr. Medulla wrote:JennyB wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
What on earth could you possibly mean?
Adorable to the awesometh power.
Thanks. Though I hesitate to post him playing the drums for fear he will turn into Hoy.
Re: The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
Posted: 03 Feb 2016, 10:43pm
by Flex
JennyB wrote:Though I hesitate to post him playing the drums for fear he will turn into Hoy.
Just don't give him any "tasty" Bush mixtapes and you should be okay.