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Post by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2015, 12:17pm

Good news for Wolter: Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Nov 2015, 5:23pm

Bigot Annoyed Local Mosque Already Vandalized Before He Got There
JEFFERSONTOWN, KY—Expressing frustration at not having left the house sooner, local bigot Doug Weber, 43, was reportedly annoyed late Monday night after discovering that the mosque he intended to deface had been vandalized before he got there. “Shit, somebody beat me to it,” said Weber, clenching his jaw and shaking his head as he scrutinized the graffiti-covered walls of the Muslim place of worship. “Ugh, I can’t fucking believe this. I drove all the way across town and there isn’t even a single window left to smash. I went and got all this goddamn spray paint, too. Now what am I supposed to do with it?” At press time, Weber decided to just spray-paint a Muslim slur on top of the other graffiti.
http://www.theonion.com/article/bigot-a ... he-g-51901
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Post by tepista » 06 Dec 2015, 3:04pm

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Post by tepista » 18 Dec 2015, 12:49pm

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Post by tepista » 23 Dec 2015, 6:03pm

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 23 Dec 2015, 6:35pm

Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Post by tepista » 23 Dec 2015, 8:05pm

I'm not naming names but this one has the future of someone who starts with a Wol and ends with a Ter all over it

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/28/punk ... ier-stuff/
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Post by Wolter » 23 Dec 2015, 8:18pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:Good news for Wolter: Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket

I missed this the first time around.

Motley Crue is a band I never cared for. For some reason they're the bridge too far for me.
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Post by Wolter » 23 Dec 2015, 8:18pm

tepista wrote:I'm not naming names but this one has the future of someone who starts with a Wol and ends with a Ter all over it

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/28/punk ... ier-stuff/
Now THIS is pretty much spot on.
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Post by tepista » 03 Feb 2016, 8:11pm

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 03 Feb 2016, 8:25pm

No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
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Post by JennyB » 03 Feb 2016, 9:52pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
What on earth could you possibly mean? :shifty:
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 03 Feb 2016, 9:57pm

JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
What on earth could you possibly mean? :shifty:
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Post by JennyB » 03 Feb 2016, 10:01pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
What on earth could you possibly mean? :shifty:
Adorable to the awesometh power.
Thanks. Though I hesitate to post him playing the drums for fear he will turn into Hoy.
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Post by Flex » 03 Feb 2016, 10:43pm

JennyB wrote:Though I hesitate to post him playing the drums for fear he will turn into Hoy.
Just don't give him any "tasty" Bush mixtapes and you should be okay.
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