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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Forcing yourself not to laugh in a public place produces embarrassing facial contortions.
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/when-i ... ill,18427/

The Onion is consistently at its best when it goes dark.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/depart ... ese,18461/

This sounds like it could be written by my mom, who's been a public high school English teacher for 30 years. :scared:

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-je ... sus,18513/

My parents were useless about this, too. :shifty:

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The blame must be placed on the Bernsteins: http://www.theonion.com/articles/st-lou ... ity,18538/
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Dr. Medulla wrote:The blame must be placed on the Bernsteins: http://www.theonion.com/articles/st-lou ... ity,18538/
Well, what do you expect? This is true: "Well, it is such a depressing, pessimistic city, what with that gigantic frown monument they have there."
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My roommate finally got something on the front page. He wrote the Paul McCartney funeral video.
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I'm listening to The Onion's World Atlas audiobook. My god, don't do it in a public place unless you want to be judged by strangers for non-stop grinning like a chimp. So much better than both Daily Show books, just an endless supply of excellent one-liners. The sections on the US and Canada in particular are excellent.
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