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i can't count how many times....

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-wo ... -up,34796/
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/worldw ... n-t,34815/

Now we know nsc's real name.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/report ... sia,34983/

Clever.
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Ha, that's excellent. Hasn't eumaas said that he's heard colours before?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Ha, that's excellent. Hasn't eumaas said that he's heard colours before?
He's mentioned synesthesia in the past. Not sure if it was hearing colors or not.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Ha, that's excellent. Hasn't eumaas said that he's heard colours before?
He's mentioned synesthesia in the past. Not sure if it was hearing colors or not.
If it was him, then, yeah, I'm sure it was hearing colours. His head would make a fuck of a cool and scary amusement park.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/aaron- ... vie,35072/
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-bl ... ing,35197/
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/11-gre ... eds,35519/

Kind of pedestrian till the last slide, then I :lol: .
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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/11-gre ... eds,35519/

Kind of pedestrian till the last slide, then I :lol: .
Yeah the last one was great.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-ke ... mer,35617/

Speaking as someone who has gotten these in the mail before...as well as piles of them from the local police blotter... :shifty:
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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-ke ... mer,35617/

Speaking as someone who has gotten these in the mail before...as well as piles of them from the local police blotter... :shifty:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-ke ... mer,35617/

Speaking as someone who has gotten these in the mail before...as well as piles of them from the local police blotter... :shifty:
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Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-ke ... mer,35617/

Speaking as someone who has gotten these in the mail before...as well as piles of them from the local police blotter... :shifty:
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