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Good news for Wolter: Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket
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Bigot Annoyed Local Mosque Already Vandalized Before He Got There
JEFFERSONTOWN, KY—Expressing frustration at not having left the house sooner, local bigot Doug Weber, 43, was reportedly annoyed late Monday night after discovering that the mosque he intended to deface had been vandalized before he got there. “Shit, somebody beat me to it,” said Weber, clenching his jaw and shaking his head as he scrutinized the graffiti-covered walls of the Muslim place of worship. “Ugh, I can’t fucking believe this. I drove all the way across town and there isn’t even a single window left to smash. I went and got all this goddamn spray paint, too. Now what am I supposed to do with it?” At press time, Weber decided to just spray-paint a Muslim slur on top of the other graffiti.
http://www.theonion.com/article/bigot-a ... he-g-51901
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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I'm not naming names but this one has the future of someone who starts with a Wol and ends with a Ter all over it

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/28/punk ... ier-stuff/
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Good news for Wolter: Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket

I missed this the first time around.

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tepista wrote:I'm not naming names but this one has the future of someone who starts with a Wol and ends with a Ter all over it

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/28/punk ... ier-stuff/
Now THIS is pretty much spot on.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
What on earth could you possibly mean? :shifty:
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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
What on earth could you possibly mean? :shifty:
Adorable to the awesometh power.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.
What on earth could you possibly mean? :shifty:
Adorable to the awesometh power.
Thanks. Though I hesitate to post him playing the drums for fear he will turn into Hoy.
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JennyB wrote:Though I hesitate to post him playing the drums for fear he will turn into Hoy.
Just don't give him any "tasty" Bush mixtapes and you should be okay.
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