The Mighty America's Finest News Source Thread
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Good news for Wolter: Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket
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http://www.theonion.com/article/bigot-a ... he-g-51901Bigot Annoyed Local Mosque Already Vandalized Before He Got There
JEFFERSONTOWN, KY—Expressing frustration at not having left the house sooner, local bigot Doug Weber, 43, was reportedly annoyed late Monday night after discovering that the mosque he intended to deface had been vandalized before he got there. “Shit, somebody beat me to it,” said Weber, clenching his jaw and shaking his head as he scrutinized the graffiti-covered walls of the Muslim place of worship. “Ugh, I can’t fucking believe this. I drove all the way across town and there isn’t even a single window left to smash. I went and got all this goddamn spray paint, too. Now what am I supposed to do with it?” At press time, Weber decided to just spray-paint a Muslim slur on top of the other graffiti.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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From the same site: http://thehardtimes.net/2015/12/11/punk ... ncert-2-2/
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I'm not naming names but this one has the future of someone who starts with a Wol and ends with a Ter all over it
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/28/punk ... ier-stuff/
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/28/punk ... ier-stuff/
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Good news for Wolter: Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket
I missed this the first time around.
Motley Crue is a band I never cared for. For some reason they're the bridge too far for me.
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Now THIS is pretty much spot on.tepista wrote:I'm not naming names but this one has the future of someone who starts with a Wol and ends with a Ter all over it
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/28/punk ... ier-stuff/
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.tepista wrote:http://www.theonion.com/article/cool-da ... ut-h-26132
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What on earth could you possibly mean?Dr. Medulla wrote:No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.tepista wrote:http://www.theonion.com/article/cool-da ... ut-h-26132
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Adorable to the awesometh power.JennyB wrote:What on earth could you possibly mean?Dr. Medulla wrote:No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.tepista wrote:http://www.theonion.com/article/cool-da ... ut-h-26132
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Thanks. Though I hesitate to post him playing the drums for fear he will turn into Hoy.Dr. Medulla wrote:Adorable to the awesometh power.JennyB wrote:What on earth could you possibly mean?Dr. Medulla wrote:No Onion piece should ever have caused more people around here to cough with self-awareness.tepista wrote:http://www.theonion.com/article/cool-da ... ut-h-26132
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Just don't give him any "tasty" Bush mixtapes and you should be okay.JennyB wrote:Though I hesitate to post him playing the drums for fear he will turn into Hoy.
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