If Music Could Talk

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 1:21pm

Kory wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 1:15pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 12:54pm

Kory wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 12:23pm

JennyB wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 10:19am

Yeah, but I heard you were planning on staying there and joining a polygamous cult.

This sounds way more up my alley.

Polygamous doesn't mean slug and grapefruit pizza.

That's right, it means slug and grapefruit pizza with my many partners.

Oh, it's an abusive cult!

Aren't they all?

Kory wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 1:40pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 1:21pm

Kory wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 1:15pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 12:54pm

Kory wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 12:23pm

This sounds way more up my alley.

Polygamous doesn't mean slug and grapefruit pizza.

That's right, it means slug and grapefruit pizza with my many partners.

Oh, it's an abusive cult!

Aren't they all?

Cult of Xymox weren't.

edit: Fuck, my comment would have been minimally funny if the band wasn't actually called Clan of Xymox.

JennyB wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 10:19am

Yeah, but I heard you were planning on staying there and joining a polygamous cult.

Have you seen the women out here?

Colorado is Utah but with less Mormons and more shrooms.

Flex wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 5:40pm

Colorado is Utah but with less Mormons and more shrooms.

Editorial revision: less magic underwear, more magic mushrooms.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 5:58pm

Flex wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 5:40pm

Colorado is Utah but with less Mormons and more shrooms.

Editorial revision: less magic underwear, more magic mushrooms.

I'm still not paying you to be my "life editor" whatever that means

Flex wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 6:06pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 5:58pm

Flex wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 5:40pm

Colorado is Utah but with less Mormons and more shrooms.

Editorial revision: less magic underwear, more magic mushrooms.

I'm still not paying you to be my "life editor" whatever that means

Oh, you'll pay … you'll all pay sooner or later.

BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 5:36pm

JennyB wrote: ↑

23 May 2019, 10:19am

Yeah, but I heard you were planning on staying there and joining a polygamous cult.

Have you seen the women out here?

When I lived in St. George I'd go to the walmart and see the plygs. At the time, in my Mormon innocence, I didn't know who they were. All I knew is that the women dressed differently and pal'd around together. I befriended a damn cute cop who hated the plygs so badly because they were taking advantage of the system. But, yeah, they weren't the most attractive bunch.

Off to Corfu for a week. I'll finish off the BAD polls but that's all I'll be around. I know I'm the glue that holds this place together, but don't worry. I'll put an end to all the fighting that's about to start breaking out when I get back.

Silent Majority wrote: ↑

05 Jun 2019, 6:25pm

Off to Corfu for a week. I'll finish off the BAD polls but that's all I'll be around. I know I'm the glue that holds this place together, but don't worry. I'll put an end to all the fighting that's about to start breaking out when I get back.

I used to love Corfuck!!

Silent Majority wrote: ↑

05 Jun 2019, 6:25pm

Off to Corfu for a week. I'll finish off the BAD polls but that's all I'll be around. I know I'm the glue that holds this place together, but don't worry. I'll put an end to all the fighting that's about to start breaking out when I get back.

Nice! Have fun! When UK people go to Corfu (or any other part of Greece), I start singing Blur's Boys and Girls in my head.

Well I'm to Benidorm in 3 weeks but I have this thing called a mobile phone that will allow me to keep up my admirable post count.

Heston wrote: ↑

06 Jun 2019, 11:20am

my admirable post count.

*snort* Poseur.

JennyB wrote: ↑

06 Jun 2019, 10:21am

Silent Majority wrote: ↑

05 Jun 2019, 6:25pm

Off to Corfu for a week. I'll finish off the BAD polls but that's all I'll be around. I know I'm the glue that holds this place together, but don't worry. I'll put an end to all the fighting that's about to start breaking out when I get back.

Nice! Have fun! When UK people go to Corfu (or any other part of Greece), I start singing Blur's Boys and Girls in my head.

I'm in Cavos. It's very clubland partying. I didn't mean to Go Fucking Mental but it's that or get crushed by it. Oh well, one last mad holiday before I'm 30 and stop all the Happy Mondays shenanigans forever.