If Music Could Talk

Dr. Medulla wrote:

JennyB wrote:

Heston wrote:I remember I took a caravan holiday in Scotland about ten years ago and some half-pissed Jock would wake the whole site up with his wretched skirling every morning. I tried to steal them but he'd chained them to his caravan wheel with a bicycle lock. Nothing a pair of scissors didn't sort out.

I did not understand one word of that. Does anyone have a Geordie/English dictionary?

Heston became a gypsy and went to Scotland where an angry or drunk athlete woke people up by doing something wretched.

Thank you, kind sir.

I remember I took a trailer vacation in Scotland about ten years ago and some mildly inebriated Scotsman would wake the whole trailer park up with his wretched bagpipe playing every morning. I tried to steal them but he'd chained them to his trailer wheel with a bicycle lock. Nothing a pair of scissors didn't sort out.

matedog wrote:

JennyB wrote:

Heston wrote:I remember I took a caravan holiday in Scotland about ten years ago and some half-pissed Jock would wake the whole site up with his wretched skirling every morning. I tried to steal them but he'd chained them to his caravan wheel with a bicycle lock. Nothing a pair of scissors didn't sort out.

I did not understand one word of that. Does anyone have a Geordie/English dictionary?

I thought it was Purple Hayes posting again.

You are so Hoy. Purpley is one of the least limeyed of the limeys. In fact, he's half-American...

eumaas wrote:

matedog wrote:

JennyB wrote:

Heston wrote:I remember I took a caravan holiday in Scotland about ten years ago and some half-pissed Jock would wake the whole site up with his wretched skirling every morning. I tried to steal them but he'd chained them to his caravan wheel with a bicycle lock. Nothing a pair of scissors didn't sort out.

I did not understand one word of that. Does anyone have a Geordie/English dictionary?

I thought it was Purple Hayes posting again.

You are so Hoy. Purpley is one of the least limeyed of the limeys. In fact, he's half-American...

PH has been known to use a lot of English vernacular. I try to de-Limeyfy a lot of my posts due to the huge ( ) American contingent on here.

Heston wrote:

eumaas wrote:

matedog wrote:

JennyB wrote:

Heston wrote:I remember I took a caravan holiday in Scotland about ten years ago and some half-pissed Jock would wake the whole site up with his wretched skirling every morning. I tried to steal them but he'd chained them to his caravan wheel with a bicycle lock. Nothing a pair of scissors didn't sort out.

I did not understand one word of that. Does anyone have a Geordie/English dictionary?

I thought it was Purple Hayes posting again.

You are so Hoy. Purpley is one of the least limeyed of the limeys. In fact, he's half-American...

PH has been known to use a lot of English vernacular. I try to de-Limeyfy a lot of my posts due to the huge ( ) American contingent on here.

He might talk the talk, but he knows which side his sealed pancakes are buttered on.

Heston wrote:

eumaas wrote:

matedog wrote:

JennyB wrote:

Heston wrote:I remember I took a caravan holiday in Scotland about ten years ago and some half-pissed Jock would wake the whole site up with his wretched skirling every morning. I tried to steal them but he'd chained them to his caravan wheel with a bicycle lock. Nothing a pair of scissors didn't sort out.

I did not understand one word of that. Does anyone have a Geordie/English dictionary?

I thought it was Purple Hayes posting again.

You are so Hoy. Purpley is one of the least limeyed of the limeys. In fact, he's half-American...

PH has been known to use a lot of English vernacular. I try to de-Limeyfy a lot of my posts due to the huge ( ) American contingent on here.

Yep. Eumaas keeps saying he's half american, but I don't have to search long to find a post like this:

Purple Hayes wrote:Dragging on a bit innit?, I'm actually going to the chippy now being a good Catholic boy, sort it out Moaty, fight the law or put 'em up..

Which isn't too egregious, but it's certainly more limey than the average post.

eumaas wrote:

Heston wrote:

eumaas wrote:

matedog wrote:

JennyB wrote: I did not understand one word of that. Does anyone have a Geordie/English dictionary?

I thought it was Purple Hayes posting again.

You are so Hoy. Purpley is one of the least limeyed of the limeys. In fact, he's half-American...

PH has been known to use a lot of English vernacular. I try to de-Limeyfy a lot of my posts due to the huge ( ) American contingent on here.

He might talk the talk, but he knows which side his sealed pancakes are buttered on.

Well, I hadn't considered that.

matedog wrote:

Heston wrote:

eumaas wrote:

matedog wrote:

JennyB wrote: I did not understand one word of that. Does anyone have a Geordie/English dictionary?

I thought it was Purple Hayes posting again.

You are so Hoy. Purpley is one of the least limeyed of the limeys. In fact, he's half-American...

PH has been known to use a lot of English vernacular. I try to de-Limeyfy a lot of my posts due to the huge ( ) American contingent on here.

Yep. Eumaas keeps saying he's half american, but I don't have to search long to find a post like this:

Purple Hayes wrote:Dragging on a bit innit?, I'm actually going to the chippy now being a good Catholic boy, sort it out Moaty, fight the law or put 'em up..

Which isn't too egregious, but it's certainly more limey than the average post.

Note he used it in a thread about a local English/Geordie issue.

Wolter wrote:

matedog wrote:

Heston wrote:

eumaas wrote:

matedog wrote: I thought it was Purple Hayes posting again.

You are so Hoy. Purpley is one of the least limeyed of the limeys. In fact, he's half-American...

PH has been known to use a lot of English vernacular. I try to de-Limeyfy a lot of my posts due to the huge ( ) American contingent on here.

Yep. Eumaas keeps saying he's half american, but I don't have to search long to find a post like this:

Purple Hayes wrote:Dragging on a bit innit?, I'm actually going to the chippy now being a good Catholic boy, sort it out Moaty, fight the law or put 'em up..

Which isn't too egregious, but it's certainly more limey than the average post.

Note he used it in a thread about a local English/Geordie issue.

Yeah, what Wolter said innit..When in Rome bruv innit?

Heston wrote:I remember I took a trailer vacation in Scotland about ten years ago and some mildly inebriated Scotsman would wake the whole trailer park up with his wretched bagpipe playing every morning. I tried to steal them but he'd chained them to his trailer wheel with a bicycle lock. Nothing a pair of scissors didn't sort out.

Thank you, much better.

Gibson and Cruise together....United Psychopaths

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JennyB wrote:

Heston wrote:I remember I took a trailer vacation in Scotland about ten years ago and some mildly inebriated Scotsman would wake the whole trailer park up with his wretched bagpipe playing every morning. I tried to steal them but he'd chained them to his trailer wheel with a bicycle lock. Nothing a pair of scissors didn't sort out.

Thank you, much better.

Och aye, nay bother lassie!

Wolter wrote:

Bankrobber wrote: All three NL Vacation movies are pretty good.

Ummm...I think there are 4.

I'm aware, but...

A) No "National Lampoon" in the title.

B)It sucked and I forgot about it.

Bankrobber wrote:

Wolter wrote:

Bankrobber wrote: All three NL Vacation movies are pretty good.

Ummm...I think there are 4.

I'm aware, but...

A) No "National Lampoon" in the title.

B)It sucked and I forgot about it.

A) Nice try, rules lawyer.
B) Okay, that one works.

The absolute worst movie I've ever seen (and I tend to enjoy stupid movies like The Stupids and Carpool) was Funny Money. Hard to believe Chevy Chase was once funny after you see that.