SEND BIEBER TO NORTH KOREA
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I don't know if I've said this already, but ignoring Bieber's music - which, whatever - the kid's apparently a giant asshole. People who live down south have told me that he's constantly just driving like a dipshit at a hundred miles an hour and generally behaving like a sociopath. I'm sure I'd be a sociopath with that kind of fuck-you money too, but in defending the kid as culturally harmless, let's not forget he's a complete pile of garbage as a human.
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His name is Justin.
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Yep, I've heard this many times. I read somewhere that when he guest-starred on one of the CSI shows, he acted like a complete twat to everyone.Kaleb wrote:I don't know if I've said this already, but ignoring Bieber's music - which, whatever - the kid's apparently a giant asshole. People who live down south have told me that he's constantly just driving like a dipshit at a hundred miles an hour and generally behaving like a sociopath. I'm sure I'd be a sociopath with that kind of fuck-you money too, but in defending the kid as culturally harmless, let's not forget he's a complete pile of garbage as a human.
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I can't wait until he goes bald.
I'm convinced he's on the purple drank.
I'm convinced he's on the purple drank.
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The boy done good and made it into an item in The Diary of yesterdays issue of The Herald.
"A SMALL quantity of drugs was found by police on board the tour bus of teenage pop star Justin Bieber.
Paddy Power immediately opened a book on what the drugs are. You can bet on Calpol at 100/1."
"A SMALL quantity of drugs was found by police on board the tour bus of teenage pop star Justin Bieber.
Paddy Power immediately opened a book on what the drugs are. You can bet on Calpol at 100/1."
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http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-o ... tin-bieber
Keyshawn Johnson--in a Prius--chases down Bieber speeding in a Ferrari.
That's the joke.
Keyshawn Johnson--in a Prius--chases down Bieber speeding in a Ferrari.
That's the joke.
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I love Dickerson's input.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-o ... tin-bieber
Keyshawn Johnson--in a Prius--chases down Bieber speeding in a Ferrari.
That's the joke.
And how do you chase someone down in a Prius? Clearly he wasn't going that fast.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I am Keyshawn Johnson's biggest fan right now. And Hoy, a Prius can go fast. I'm sure the little shithead wasn't going 200 MPH. He was probably going at least 60, though, and fuck him for doing that in a neighborhood full of kids. And dogs.
Bieber also ran into his house to hide from the big scary negro. I fucking hate that kid.
Bieber also ran into his house to hide from the big scary negro. I fucking hate that kid.
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This little shitbag really does need a beating like no other.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the ... e14628718/
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the ... e14628718/
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Our little Bieber is growing up...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... er-2672676
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... er-2672676
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I gotta get him on my death pool list going forward. Both on principle and his weirdness is upping the odds of a premature death.matedog wrote:Our little Bieber is growing up...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... er-2672676
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http://www.boston.com/ae/music/2014/01/ ... story.html
Of all the things the rich shit could've done to have his crew mark his territory for him...egging the house himself?
Of all the things the rich shit could've done to have his crew mark his territory for him...egging the house himself?
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An especially vengeful (read: homicidal) neighbour would play right into my hands.Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.boston.com/ae/music/2014/01/ ... story.html
Of all the things the rich shit could've done to have his crew mark his territory for him...egging the house himself?
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http://www.vanyaland.com/2014/01/15/bos ... ika-shirt/
And this is why you can't buy merchandise from Wolter's blog.
And this is why you can't buy merchandise from Wolter's blog.
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Lynching party to the jail at once! This is it, mob justice time!
http://news.yahoo.com/pop-star-justin-b ... 30307.html
http://news.yahoo.com/pop-star-justin-b ... 30307.html
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