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SEND BIEBER TO NORTH KOREA

Post by eumaas » 02 Jul 2010, 6:35am

"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Post by matedog » 02 Jul 2010, 10:39am

That's too funny not to vote for.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Jul 2010, 11:12am

I'm rather disappointed that the options for this world tour are confined to Earth.
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Post by Inder » 02 Jul 2010, 11:27am

YES THERE IS A FUCKING BIEBER ON MARS

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Post by matedog » 02 Jul 2010, 11:42am

Inder wrote:YES THERE IS A FUCKING BIEBER ON MARS
Photoshop hint, Medulla.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Jul 2010, 11:49am

matedog wrote:
Inder wrote:YES THERE IS A FUCKING BIEBER ON MARS
Photoshop hint, Medulla.
My exclusivity deal with Vince White / Bitterdrunk Productions forbids me from 'shopping any likenesses other than Mr. White onto Mars.
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Post by eumaas » 02 Jul 2010, 12:41pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:
Inder wrote:YES THERE IS A FUCKING BIEBER ON MARS
Photoshop hint, Medulla.
My exclusivity deal with Vince White / Bitterdrunk Productions forbids me from 'shopping any likenesses other than Mr. White onto Mars.
I don't remember that.
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Jul 2010, 12:50pm

eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:
Inder wrote:YES THERE IS A FUCKING BIEBER ON MARS
Photoshop hint, Medulla.
My exclusivity deal with Vince White / Bitterdrunk Productions forbids me from 'shopping any likenesses other than Mr. White onto Mars.
I don't remember that.
Crude quality, even by my cellar standards:
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Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Post by eumaas » 02 Jul 2010, 12:51pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:
Inder wrote:YES THERE IS A FUCKING BIEBER ON MARS
Photoshop hint, Medulla.
My exclusivity deal with Vince White / Bitterdrunk Productions forbids me from 'shopping any likenesses other than Mr. White onto Mars.
I don't remember that.
Crude quality, even by my cellar standards:
Image
Not pictured: commemorative plaque declaring "I'll slit your fucking throat, mate"
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Jul 2010, 12:55pm

eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote: Photoshop hint, Medulla.
My exclusivity deal with Vince White / Bitterdrunk Productions forbids me from 'shopping any likenesses other than Mr. White onto Mars.
I don't remember that.
Crude quality, even by my cellar standards:
Image
Not pictured: commemorative plaque declaring "I'll slit your fucking throat, mate"
:lol:
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Post by eumaas » 02 Jul 2010, 12:58pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: My exclusivity deal with Vince White / Bitterdrunk Productions forbids me from 'shopping any likenesses other than Mr. White onto Mars.
I don't remember that.
Crude quality, even by my cellar standards:
Image
Not pictured: commemorative plaque declaring "I'll slit your fucking throat, mate"
:lol:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
I'll slit your fucking throat, mate!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Post by matedog » 02 Jul 2010, 1:04pm

North Korea is ahead! Bieber's bangs will surely melt the heart of Kim Jong Il

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Hey Kim Jong, sup?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 Jul 2010, 1:12pm

matedog wrote:North Korea is ahead! Bieber's bangs will surely melt the heart of Kim Jong Il

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Hey Kim Jong, sup?
That kid's gonna Franz Ferdinand us into armageddon. I can fucking feel it.
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Post by Wolter » 02 Jul 2010, 1:20pm

Two great Our Dumb Century Headlines:
Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria Boasts: 'No Man Can Stop Me!'"
November 12, 1918 WAR OVER AS FRANZ FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE
'How fares Europe?'
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Post by eumaas » 04 Jul 2010, 10:29pm

"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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