Beaner's and Rattie's Weather Porn Thread

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Woo, we set a local record for most snow in a day. It'll come in a bit over two feet by the time the storm clears out. I did three rounds of shovelling/snowblowing, and expect one final bit tomorrow morning. If not for that snowblower, I don't doubt that my back would be wrecked.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Woo, we set a local record for most snow in a day. It'll come in a bit over two feet by the time the storm clears out. I did three rounds of shovelling/snowblowing, and expect one final bit tomorrow morning. If not for that snowblower, I don't doubt that my back would be wrecked.
I'll be impressed when Canada learns to be. . .

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Pfft. We're more of pitch-in-in-a-crisis crowd. There were stories of passengers trying push out buses and taxis today.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Pfft. We're more of pitch-in-in-a-crisis crowd. There were stories of passengers trying push out buses and taxis today.
I don't understand. We push out passengers all the time on the bus. Especially when they're elderly. :shifty:



Look, Canada...maybe the problem isn't that it's cold, it's that you have insufficient source of hot air? Pull yourself up by the bootstraps and thunderdome this shit, McKenzie. :naughty:

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Pfft. We're more of pitch-in-in-a-crisis crowd. There were stories of passengers trying push out buses and taxis today.
Wow. Canadians sound nice or something. We don't do nice in 'Murica! :shifty:

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/met ... fac1271696

OK, Kentucky. I'm suitably impressed with your snowpocalypse disaster prep plan.

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Fucking snow grader came thru. Which is good for the roads, but it left behind four-foot high impacted snow piles in front of the driveways. I know that there's no real option, but fuck a duck that is a bastard to shovel out of. My dream of retiring to Costa Rica remains unshaken.
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I'm leaving on Friday for a two-week vacation in Hawaii.

If there's a hurricane heading there, I'll be sure to bitch about it here so you can all share in my misery.

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Spiff wrote:I'm leaving on Friday for a two-week vacation in Hawaii.

If there's a hurricane heading there, I'll be sure to bitch about it here so you can all share in my misery.

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I really hope Andy Kaufman's spirit still exists and he can appreciate this: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/yyyye ... 1763058801
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Spiff wrote:I'm leaving on Friday for a two-week vacation in Hawaii.

If there's a hurricane heading there, I'll be sure to bitch about it here so you can all share in my misery.

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At 6am it was the loudest thunder I ever heard in my life, and it was raining like the bible.
At 9am it was sunny.
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tepista wrote:At 6am it was the loudest thunder I ever heard in my life, and it was raining like the bible.
At 9am it was sunny.
You probably need to renounce and atone for some shit, then vote for Ted Cruz.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:At 6am it was the loudest thunder I ever heard in my life, and it was raining like the bible.
At 9am it was sunny.
You probably need to renounce and atone for some shit, then vote for Ted Cruz.
LA is doomed, with all it's jews and homos, and especially the jew-homos.
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tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:At 6am it was the loudest thunder I ever heard in my life, and it was raining like the bible.
At 9am it was sunny.
You probably need to renounce and atone for some shit, then vote for Ted Cruz.
LA is doomed, with all it's jews and homos, and especially the jew-homos.
Hobrews?
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