Beaner's and Rattie's Weather Porn Thread

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After the past couple of days, a wind chill of 10F felt almost warm.
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And, amazingly, by Monday it'll be thawing.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Feb 2019, 10:17pm
And, amazingly, by Monday it'll be thawing.
It’s supposed to be FIFTY Monday. And rainy. Of course.
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We had a heart attack of snow overnight. Two hours of shovelling, even with a snow blower. I don't think I've ever dealt with this much snow in a winter, and we hardly had any until January.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 11:49am
We had a heart attack of snow overnight. Two hours of shovelling, even with a snow blower. I don't think I've ever dealt with this much snow in a winter, and we hardly had any until January.
We had that overnight on Monday. 8-10 of heavy, wet snow. I hit a chunk of ice and broke the shear pins on my snowblower and it was too dark and cold to replace them Tuesday morning - so I did it by hand. It was vicious. Worked half day because the kids were off school (they've had 4 "snow" days in the past month - which is insane for Wisconsin). Fixed snowblower - always fun working with metal when it's cold outside. Did driveway and sidewalk again. Another inch came down before the day was over - so I shoveled that and then did another inch this morning. If my family wasn't all in the area - I'm thinking I'd be willing to head to a warmer part of the country...
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WestwayKid wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 12:27pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 11:49am
We had a heart attack of snow overnight. Two hours of shovelling, even with a snow blower. I don't think I've ever dealt with this much snow in a winter, and we hardly had any until January.
We had that overnight on Monday. 8-10 of heavy, wet snow. I hit a chunk of ice and broke the shear pins on my snowblower and it was too dark and cold to replace them Tuesday morning - so I did it by hand. It was vicious. Worked half day because the kids were off school (they've had 4 "snow" days in the past month - which is insane for Wisconsin). Fixed snowblower - always fun working with metal when it's cold outside. Did driveway and sidewalk again. Another inch came down before the day was over - so I shoveled that and then did another inch this morning. If my family wasn't all in the area - I'm thinking I'd be willing to head to a warmer part of the country...
The only saving grace was that the snow was of the light and fluffy variety. I don't think I've ever had the experience of opening the door and being faced with several feet of drifts and having to shovel my way out the door. All the schools are closed and the government's told employees not to bother coming in. Batshit.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 12:41pm
WestwayKid wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 12:27pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 11:49am
We had a heart attack of snow overnight. Two hours of shovelling, even with a snow blower. I don't think I've ever dealt with this much snow in a winter, and we hardly had any until January.
We had that overnight on Monday. 8-10 of heavy, wet snow. I hit a chunk of ice and broke the shear pins on my snowblower and it was too dark and cold to replace them Tuesday morning - so I did it by hand. It was vicious. Worked half day because the kids were off school (they've had 4 "snow" days in the past month - which is insane for Wisconsin). Fixed snowblower - always fun working with metal when it's cold outside. Did driveway and sidewalk again. Another inch came down before the day was over - so I shoveled that and then did another inch this morning. If my family wasn't all in the area - I'm thinking I'd be willing to head to a warmer part of the country...
The only saving grace was that the snow was of the light and fluffy variety. I don't think I've ever had the experience of opening the door and being faced with several feet of drifts and having to shovel my way out the door. All the schools are closed and the government's told employees not to bother coming in. Batshit.
I've only been close to that once - about 2 feet. It sucked. I lulled myself into thinking winter might be mild this year. November through mid-January were decent and then we just got rocked with extreme cold and lots of snow. I'll take the snow, however. 2 weeks ago it was minus 30 without a wind chill on my drive to work. That was putrid. Living in Wisconsin - and especially living on the shores of Lake Michigan - I expect it to be cold and snowy in winter, but it still gets to you eventually.
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WestwayKid wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 12:27pm
... If my family wasn't all in the area - I'm thinking I'd be willing to head to a warmer part of the country...
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Isn't that where all the horrible people live?

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revbob wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 2:48pm
Isn't that where all the horrible people live?
Wolter and Doc don't live in the South anymore.
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Flex wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 2:49pm
revbob wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 2:48pm
Isn't that where all the horrible people live?
Wolter and Doc don't live in the South anymore.
I think he's talking about eumaas. Also, Wolter'll never be reconstructed, no matter where he lives.
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revbob wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 2:48pm
WestwayKid wrote:
13 Feb 2019, 12:27pm
... If my family wasn't all in the area - I'm thinking I'd be willing to head to a warmer part of the country...
Isn't that where all the horrible people live?
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I could always go out to Arizona! :mrgreen:
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Fuck your THUNDERSNOW. I raise you a. . .



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SNOWMAGEDDON! IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
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tepista wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 6:15pm
SNOWMAGEDDON! IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
Has it dipped below 65, dear?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 6:29pm
tepista wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 6:15pm
SNOWMAGEDDON! IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
Has it dipped below 65, dear?
pfft, it gets to 45 every night, i sleep with a scarf
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