Beaner's and Rattie's Weather Porn Thread

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JennyB wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jan 2019, 2:55pm
Just got in from clearing snow. The Boss did decide to go run some errands (yay! Brandy!) which meant the driveway was open, so it was best that I start shovelling and snowblowing with the car gone. Took an hour, but it's done. I'd say 1–2 feet. I'll have to do a tidying round tomorrow once the snow is done coming down, but this cleared the biggest load of it.
This is the one chore I'm just not willing to do (nor is VH). Mow the lawn? Fine. Landscape stuff? Fine. But I'm happy to pay the little shit across the street $25 to shovel our driveway out in the cold.
My dad would never say anything to you, but he would privately regard you as of questionable neighbourhood character. He had weird acid tests like that. What's funny/sad is that I've absorbed that, however instinctually, even tho I know it's nonsense. I can't help but raise an eyebrow towards neighbours who are either slow in shovelling or hire a service to do it (unless they're old or have health issues). My neighbour and I back in Saskatoon had an unspoken competition over who would shovel their walk first after a snowfall. We'd exchange good-natured smirks when we finished ahead of the other. Funny but dumb.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:31pm
JennyB wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jan 2019, 2:55pm
Just got in from clearing snow. The Boss did decide to go run some errands (yay! Brandy!) which meant the driveway was open, so it was best that I start shovelling and snowblowing with the car gone. Took an hour, but it's done. I'd say 1–2 feet. I'll have to do a tidying round tomorrow once the snow is done coming down, but this cleared the biggest load of it.
This is the one chore I'm just not willing to do (nor is VH). Mow the lawn? Fine. Landscape stuff? Fine. But I'm happy to pay the little shit across the street $25 to shovel our driveway out in the cold.
My dad would never say anything to you, but he would privately regard you as of questionable neighbourhood character. He had weird acid tests like that. What's funny/sad is that I've absorbed that, however instinctually, even tho I know it's nonsense. I can't help but raise an eyebrow towards neighbours who are either slow in shovelling or hire a service to do it (unless they're old or have health issues). My neighbour and I back in Saskatoon had an unspoken competition over who would shovel their walk first after a snowfall. We'd exchange good-natured smirks when we finished ahead of the other. Funny but dumb.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:31pm
JennyB wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jan 2019, 2:55pm
Just got in from clearing snow. The Boss did decide to go run some errands (yay! Brandy!) which meant the driveway was open, so it was best that I start shovelling and snowblowing with the car gone. Took an hour, but it's done. I'd say 1–2 feet. I'll have to do a tidying round tomorrow once the snow is done coming down, but this cleared the biggest load of it.
This is the one chore I'm just not willing to do (nor is VH). Mow the lawn? Fine. Landscape stuff? Fine. But I'm happy to pay the little shit across the street $25 to shovel our driveway out in the cold.
My dad would never say anything to you, but he would privately regard you as of questionable neighbourhood character. He had weird acid tests like that. What's funny/sad is that I've absorbed that, however instinctually, even tho I know it's nonsense. I can't help but raise an eyebrow towards neighbours who are either slow in shovelling or hire a service to do it (unless they're old or have health issues). My neighbour and I back in Saskatoon had an unspoken competition over who would shovel their walk first after a snowfall. We'd exchange good-natured smirks when we finished ahead of the other. Funny but dumb.
Your dad and possibly you would hate me. I don't pay anyone for that sort of thing but I'll get it done when I'm damn good and ready. Especially cutting grass. I'll put it off rather than ruin a good day cutting grass.

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revbob wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 11:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:31pm
JennyB wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jan 2019, 2:55pm
Just got in from clearing snow. The Boss did decide to go run some errands (yay! Brandy!) which meant the driveway was open, so it was best that I start shovelling and snowblowing with the car gone. Took an hour, but it's done. I'd say 1–2 feet. I'll have to do a tidying round tomorrow once the snow is done coming down, but this cleared the biggest load of it.
This is the one chore I'm just not willing to do (nor is VH). Mow the lawn? Fine. Landscape stuff? Fine. But I'm happy to pay the little shit across the street $25 to shovel our driveway out in the cold.
My dad would never say anything to you, but he would privately regard you as of questionable neighbourhood character. He had weird acid tests like that. What's funny/sad is that I've absorbed that, however instinctually, even tho I know it's nonsense. I can't help but raise an eyebrow towards neighbours who are either slow in shovelling or hire a service to do it (unless they're old or have health issues). My neighbour and I back in Saskatoon had an unspoken competition over who would shovel their walk first after a snowfall. We'd exchange good-natured smirks when we finished ahead of the other. Funny but dumb.
Your dad and possibly you would hate me. I don't pay anyone for that sort of thing but I'll get it done when I'm damn good and ready. Especially cutting grass. I'll put it off rather than ruin a good day cutting grass.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:31pm
JennyB wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jan 2019, 2:55pm
Just got in from clearing snow. The Boss did decide to go run some errands (yay! Brandy!) which meant the driveway was open, so it was best that I start shovelling and snowblowing with the car gone. Took an hour, but it's done. I'd say 1–2 feet. I'll have to do a tidying round tomorrow once the snow is done coming down, but this cleared the biggest load of it.
This is the one chore I'm just not willing to do (nor is VH). Mow the lawn? Fine. Landscape stuff? Fine. But I'm happy to pay the little shit across the street $25 to shovel our driveway out in the cold.
My dad would never say anything to you, but he would privately regard you as of questionable neighbourhood character. He had weird acid tests like that. What's funny/sad is that I've absorbed that, however instinctually, even tho I know it's nonsense. I can't help but raise an eyebrow towards neighbours who are either slow in shovelling or hire a service to do it (unless they're old or have health issues). My neighbour and I back in Saskatoon had an unspoken competition over who would shovel their walk first after a snowfall. We'd exchange good-natured smirks when we finished ahead of the other. Funny but dumb.
I had my share of shoveling while living in upstate NY. I'm with Jen. Fuck that shit.

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Another foot or so overnight plus more throughout the day. But who is the first on the block to shovel? That's right—the guy who is looking down upon his neighbours for their poor manners.
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Mimi wrote:
23 Jan 2019, 8:40am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:31pm
JennyB wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jan 2019, 2:55pm
Just got in from clearing snow. The Boss did decide to go run some errands (yay! Brandy!) which meant the driveway was open, so it was best that I start shovelling and snowblowing with the car gone. Took an hour, but it's done. I'd say 1–2 feet. I'll have to do a tidying round tomorrow once the snow is done coming down, but this cleared the biggest load of it.
This is the one chore I'm just not willing to do (nor is VH). Mow the lawn? Fine. Landscape stuff? Fine. But I'm happy to pay the little shit across the street $25 to shovel our driveway out in the cold.
My dad would never say anything to you, but he would privately regard you as of questionable neighbourhood character. He had weird acid tests like that. What's funny/sad is that I've absorbed that, however instinctually, even tho I know it's nonsense. I can't help but raise an eyebrow towards neighbours who are either slow in shovelling or hire a service to do it (unless they're old or have health issues). My neighbour and I back in Saskatoon had an unspoken competition over who would shovel their walk first after a snowfall. We'd exchange good-natured smirks when we finished ahead of the other. Funny but dumb.
I had my share of shoveling while living in upstate NY. I'm with Jen. Fuck that shit.
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JennyB wrote:
23 Jan 2019, 10:32am
Mimi wrote:
23 Jan 2019, 8:40am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:31pm
JennyB wrote:
22 Jan 2019, 12:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jan 2019, 2:55pm
Just got in from clearing snow. The Boss did decide to go run some errands (yay! Brandy!) which meant the driveway was open, so it was best that I start shovelling and snowblowing with the car gone. Took an hour, but it's done. I'd say 1–2 feet. I'll have to do a tidying round tomorrow once the snow is done coming down, but this cleared the biggest load of it.
This is the one chore I'm just not willing to do (nor is VH). Mow the lawn? Fine. Landscape stuff? Fine. But I'm happy to pay the little shit across the street $25 to shovel our driveway out in the cold.
My dad would never say anything to you, but he would privately regard you as of questionable neighbourhood character. He had weird acid tests like that. What's funny/sad is that I've absorbed that, however instinctually, even tho I know it's nonsense. I can't help but raise an eyebrow towards neighbours who are either slow in shovelling or hire a service to do it (unless they're old or have health issues). My neighbour and I back in Saskatoon had an unspoken competition over who would shovel their walk first after a snowfall. We'd exchange good-natured smirks when we finished ahead of the other. Funny but dumb.
I had my share of shoveling while living in upstate NY. I'm with Jen. Fuck that shit.
We truly are the only two voices of reason on IMCT.
Clearly.

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Since that first snowfall on the weekend, we've had between 3 and 4 feet of snow. And now it's freezing rain. Ye gods. But I've cleared things out with my back intact.
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I live in the city where quarters are tight but all this bullshit gets done for you.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
23 Jan 2019, 9:04pm
I live in the city where quarters are tight but all this bullshit gets done for you.
They clear your driveway?

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revbob wrote:
23 Jan 2019, 9:20pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
23 Jan 2019, 9:04pm
I live in the city where quarters are tight but all this bullshit gets done for you.
They clear your driveway?
They do. They don't clear the car but I just don't use it until it melts.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jan 2019, 7:59pm
Since that first snowfall on the weekend, we've had between 3 and 4 feet of snow. And now it's freezing rain. Ye gods. But I've cleared things out with my back intact.
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