Beaner's and Rattie's Weather Porn Thread

[Dr. Medulla]

Hmmm. This sounds like a job for:

I managed to track down an issue of Captain Canuck back in the day. It was not good.

[Mimi]

Apparently our right-wing crazies can't settle on the proper response to this. Some say this is a good thing, as nature is supposed to burn things; others say this is a false flag operation run by eco-terrorists and/or the federal government so that they can take away … everything, I guess. They really are the true believers in the Soviet Union who accepted everything but reality.

Wait, wait, wait, hold up. I thought 'Murica cornered the market on crazies.

Alberta and Saskatchewan are the Alabama of the tundra. And their politics is directly inspired by the worst of American politics and media. These same morons in Alberta were declaring their own recent wildfires "fake news" and a plot to have people leave so that homeless people could be sent in to loot.

Alabama of the tundra.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yo, revbob, are you in any flood danger right now?

[revbob]

Yo, revbob, are you in any flood danger right now?

This part is pretty safe as long as you aren't along the rivers or lake. Im close to them but not tbat close and at a pretty high elevation. One thing that sucks is the community gardens got flooded/wiped out and many of the people with plots there are small businesses or immigrants doing partial subsistence farming. The capital is flooded pretty good, its right along a river.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yo, revbob, are you in any flood danger right now?

This part is pretty safe as long as you aren't along the rivers or lake. Im close to them but not tbat close and at a pretty high elevation. One thing that sucks is the community gardens got flooded/wiped out and many of the people with plots there are small businesses or immigrants doing partial subsistence farming. The capital is flooded pretty good, its right along a river.

Relieved that you're okay, but, yeah, awful about the community garden.

[revbob]

Yo, revbob, are you in any flood danger right now?

This part is pretty safe as long as you aren't along the rivers or lake. Im close to them but not tbat close and at a pretty high elevation. One thing that sucks is the community gardens got flooded/wiped out and many of the people with plots there are small businesses or immigrants doing partial subsistence farming. The capital is flooded pretty good, its right along a river.

Relieved that you're okay, but, yeah, awful about the community garden.

I just rode to the mouth of the river. The river is moving really fast and is several feet higher. I kayak up the river all the time but you couldn't do it now, you couldn't go up river without a motor. Lots of debris floating by too and no doubt plenty of shit below the surface

[revbob]

I don't mean to minimize what others are facing like capital city.

[Sparky]

Yo, revbob, are you in any flood danger right now?

This part is pretty safe as long as you aren't along the rivers or lake. Im close to them but not tbat close and at a pretty high elevation. One thing that sucks is the community gardens got flooded/wiped out and many of the people with plots there are small businesses or immigrants doing partial subsistence farming. The capital is flooded pretty good, its right along a river.

Glad you and your family are on dry ground, hope everything stays that way.

I saw the flooding on the news earlier, I was going to ask you but Doc beat me to it.

[revbob]

Yo, revbob, are you in any flood danger right now?

This part is pretty safe as long as you aren't along the rivers or lake. Im close to them but not tbat close and at a pretty high elevation. One thing that sucks is the community gardens got flooded/wiped out and many of the people with plots there are small businesses or immigrants doing partial subsistence farming. The capital is flooded pretty good, its right along a river.

Glad you and your family are on dry ground, hope everything stays that way.

I saw the flooding on the news earlier, I was going to ask you but Doc beat me to it.

Thanks. I was talking to someone who is involved in the emergency response and he was saying this far there have been no deaths attributed to the flooding. That was certainly a great thing to hear.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yee haw, had a tornado on the southern end of town in the last half hour. Wasn't too bad where we are—no real wind, a few minutes of really strong rain. Still, it's the first time I've ever gotten a warning message on the phone, which caused a little stomach flip.

[Mimi]

Yee haw, had a tornado on the southern end of town in the last half hour. Wasn't too bad where we are—no real wind, a few minutes of really strong rain. Still, it's the first time I've ever gotten a warning message on the phone, which caused a little stomach flip.

Glad you're safe. Those alerts are big fun in the middle of the night.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yee haw, had a tornado on the southern end of town in the last half hour. Wasn't too bad where we are—no real wind, a few minutes of really strong rain. Still, it's the first time I've ever gotten a warning message on the phone, which caused a little stomach flip.

Glad you're safe. Those alerts are big fun in the middle of the night.

I have my phone turned off at night. If the apocalypse comes, don't wake me up. And if it's a false alarm, don't wake me up.

[Mimi]

It is hotter than Satan's ass crack out there.

[JennyB]

It is hotter than Satan's ass crack out there.

Same here - over 100 today and that's not the heat index.

[Dr. Medulla]

Duh, summer's hot. /Fox Pravda