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Wolter
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by Wolter » 29 Sep 2010, 9:50am
Flex wrote: edit: dang, image not working. anyways, im drinking tequila because tuesday night thats why.
Every morning on the train, I see a billboard across from Wrigley Field for Patron that says something along the lines of "Everyone else brought wine...Excellent." It reminds me of that Patton Oswalt bit about Dewars. If everyone else brings wine to an event and you bring tequila, that's usually a warning sign that you have a drinking problem.
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Wolter
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by Wolter » 30 Sep 2010, 1:04pm
Pastrami and smoked gouda on lightly toasted old-fashioned rye with horseradish mustard. And a honeycrisp apple.
This shit is TIGHT.
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Heston
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by Heston » 30 Sep 2010, 1:17pm
Just polished off a pork, bacon and onion omelette with chips.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
Wolter
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by Wolter » 30 Sep 2010, 1:29pm
Heston wrote: Just polished off a pork, bacon and onion omelette with chips.
Pork and bacon?
What kind of pork (that actually sounds good, assuming an "omelette" in the UK isn't some form of fried dung ball)?
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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by rcs » 30 Sep 2010, 1:30pm
Wolter wrote: Heston wrote: Just polished off a pork, bacon and onion omelette with chips.
Pork and bacon?
What kind of pork (that actually sounds good, assuming an "omelette" in the UK isn't some form of fried dung ball)?
or a sealed pancake
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Heston
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by Heston » 30 Sep 2010, 3:46pm
Wolter wrote: Heston wrote: Just polished off a pork, bacon and onion omelette with chips.
Pork and bacon?
What kind of pork (that actually sounds good, assuming an "omelette" in the UK isn't some form of fried dung ball)?
Garlic pork sausage...
sausages_garlic1.png (41.38 KiB) Viewed 6029 times
Cut into small cubes.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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by matedog » 30 Sep 2010, 3:58pm
Heston wrote: Wolter wrote: Heston wrote: Just polished off a pork, bacon and onion omelette with chips.
Pork and bacon?
What kind of pork (that actually sounds good, assuming an "omelette" in the UK isn't some form of fried dung ball)?
Garlic pork sausage...
sausages_garlic1.png
Cut into small cubes.
Don't know if I've ever seen sausage come in that kind of package.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense . If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Wolter
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by Wolter » 30 Sep 2010, 4:01pm
matedog wrote: Heston wrote: Wolter wrote: Heston wrote: Just polished off a pork, bacon and onion omelette with chips.
Pork and bacon?
What kind of pork (that actually sounds good, assuming an "omelette" in the UK isn't some form of fried dung ball)?
Garlic pork sausage...
sausages_garlic1.png
Cut into small cubes.
Don't know if I've ever seen sausage come in that kind of package.
Wow. I didn't notice that at first. It looks like a bag of candy.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
rcs
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by rcs » 30 Sep 2010, 4:01pm
Wolter wrote: matedog wrote: Heston wrote: Wolter wrote: Heston wrote: Just polished off a pork, bacon and onion omelette with chips.
Pork and bacon?
What kind of pork (that actually sounds good, assuming an "omelette" in the UK isn't some form of fried dung ball)?
Garlic pork sausage...
sausages_garlic1.png
Cut into small cubes.
Don't know if I've ever seen sausage come in that kind of package.
Wow. I didn't notice that at first. It looks like a bag of candy.
or cough drops..
garlic pork sausage flavored cough drops... yum!
If you don't hate the Clash, you don't love them enough - Olaf
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by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2010, 4:15pm
Queen Betsy's Royal Sausage Drops, since 1593: "Fancy one, milord?"
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by Silent Majority » 30 Sep 2010, 6:38pm
"Freshen ya drink, guvna?"
Dr. Medulla
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by Dr. Medulla » 30 Sep 2010, 6:44pm
Silent Majority wrote: "Freshen ya drink, guvna?"
"Freemasons run the country!"
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Heston
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by Heston » 30 Sep 2010, 8:01pm
matedog wrote: Don't know if I've ever seen sausage come in that kind of package.
I bet you say that to
all the boys.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
Mimi
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by Mimi » 30 Sep 2010, 8:04pm
I'm dining on bitterness and hatred at the moment.
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by Wolter » 30 Sep 2010, 9:06pm
Mimi wrote: I'm dining on bitterness and hatred at the moment.
Ah, I've partaken of that meal on several occasions.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"