Once, maybe twice each summer, I get a Slurpee even tho after about three minutes I'll remember that it's all pretty meh. But I just get it in my head to have one. 25 May, 1 pm EDT. And, yup, meh. At least I'm wise enough to only get a medium, so there's less to dump down the sink.
Once, maybe twice each summer, I get a Slurpee even tho after about three minutes I'll remember that it's all pretty meh. But I just get it in my head to have one. 25 May, 1 pm EDT. And, yup, meh. At least I'm wise enough to only get a medium, so there's less to dump down the sink.
I don't think I could handle the slurpee coming out the wrong direction.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
A couple of times a year lobster gets really cheap here so tonight was lobster night. Shit the store steams those poor buggers alive so thats pretty fresh and so damn good
A couple of times a year lobster gets really cheap here so tonight was lobster night. Shit the store steams those poor buggers alive so thats pretty fresh and so damn good
I was in a restaurant in Phillipines and they had a lobster tank in middle of diners as a feature so you could select the one you wanted. One lobster went nuts when they tried to get it out and their was a tidal wave and just about drowned the couple at the nearest table.
I don't trust anything foreign in a jar. I once had hot dogs a few years back and when I looked at the ingredients I found they had horse meat in them.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
I don't trust anything foreign in a jar. I once had hot dogs a few years back and when I looked at the ingredients I found they had horse meat in them.
Asda. Yeah I'm a connoisseur of crap food, just try not to think what's in them. Wait did they actually say horse meat??
I don't trust anything foreign in a jar. I once had hot dogs a few years back and when I looked at the ingredients I found they had horse meat in them.
I don't trust anything foreign in a jar. I once had hot dogs a few years back and when I looked at the ingredients I found they had horse meat in them.
Asda. Yeah I'm a connoisseur of crap food, just try not to think what's in them. Wait did they actually say horse meat??
Yes, 3% horse. Not sure it's legal in the UK, the shop was a very low rent place, cheaper than Herons.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
I don't trust anything foreign in a jar. I once had hot dogs a few years back and when I looked at the ingredients I found they had horse meat in them.
You ever had a steak in Spain?
No, I don't often eat steak.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
I don't trust anything foreign in a jar. I once had hot dogs a few years back and when I looked at the ingredients I found they had horse meat in them.
Asda. Yeah I'm a connoisseur of crap food, just try not to think what's in them. Wait did they actually say horse meat??
Yes, 3% horse. Not sure it's legal in the UK, the shop was a very low rent place, cheaper than Herons.
I don't trust anything foreign in a jar. I once had hot dogs a few years back and when I looked at the ingredients I found they had horse meat in them.
Asda. Yeah I'm a connoisseur of crap food, just try not to think what's in them. Wait did they actually say horse meat??
Yes, 3% horse. Not sure it's legal in the UK, the shop was a very low rent place, cheaper than Herons.
Is this shop still trading? That's pretty grim.
No, demolished.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
I don't trust anything foreign in a jar. I once had hot dogs a few years back and when I looked at the ingredients I found they had horse meat in them.
Asda. Yeah I'm a connoisseur of crap food, just try not to think what's in them. Wait did they actually say horse meat??
Yes, 3% horse. Not sure it's legal in the UK, the shop was a very low rent place, cheaper than Herons.