So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Flex wrote:That's a pretty big discount.
Generous.
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http://www.theguardian.com/business/201 ... on-johnson

Flex, can you explain why a global rise in lube prices will have cascading destabilizing effects across markets and why friction burns are a potentially serious medical condition requiring immediate attention?

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So I was watching a programme last night about a mail order sex shop in Bath (that is the city not an actual bath). They were talking about butt plugs and how many sell which was just about enough for everyone in the UK!!! Is every fucker walking around with latex shoved up their arse or what?

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101Walterton wrote:So I was watching a programme last night about a mail order sex shop in Bath (that is the city not an actual bath). They were talking about butt plugs and how many sell which was just about enough for everyone in the UK!!! Is every fucker walking around with latex shoved up their arse or what?
The numbers are skewed by those who have three shoved up there.

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I would assume you wear the big one when Manchester United wins, and the bigger one when they lose.
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tepista wrote:I would assume you wear the big one when Manchester United wins, and the bigger one when they lose.
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I just heard Steve Harvey ask on FF "name a type of plug."
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That face just screams "The Tickler", doesn't it?

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That was a sorely needed laugh.
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Kory wrote:That was a sorely needed laugh.
"sorely" is the way a lot of people leave this conversation
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tepista wrote:
Kory wrote:That was a sorely needed laugh.
"sorely" is the way a lot of people leave this conversation
I was hoping somebody would jump on that.
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He just has to tickle them with his hair. He has to there's no other way.
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