So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Marky Dread » 05 May 2015, 10:37pm

Flex wrote:That's a pretty big discount.
Generous.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 27 May 2015, 8:13pm

http://www.theguardian.com/business/201 ... on-johnson

Flex, can you explain why a global rise in lube prices will have cascading destabilizing effects across markets and why friction burns are a potentially serious medical condition requiring immediate attention?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by 101Walterton » 27 May 2015, 8:17pm

So I was watching a programme last night about a mail order sex shop in Bath (that is the city not an actual bath). They were talking about butt plugs and how many sell which was just about enough for everyone in the UK!!! Is every fucker walking around with latex shoved up their arse or what?

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 27 May 2015, 8:20pm

101Walterton wrote:So I was watching a programme last night about a mail order sex shop in Bath (that is the city not an actual bath). They were talking about butt plugs and how many sell which was just about enough for everyone in the UK!!! Is every fucker walking around with latex shoved up their arse or what?
The numbers are skewed by those who have three shoved up there.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by tepista » 27 May 2015, 9:08pm

I would assume you wear the big one when Manchester United wins, and the bigger one when they lose.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Marky Dread » 27 May 2015, 10:43pm

tepista wrote:I would assume you wear the big one when Manchester United wins, and the bigger one when they lose.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by tepista » 19 Dec 2015, 12:58am

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by tepista » 09 Jan 2016, 7:01pm

I just heard Steve Harvey ask on FF "name a type of plug."
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 11 Jan 2016, 5:55pm

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 12 Jan 2016, 8:47pm

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That face just screams "The Tickler", doesn't it?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Kory » 12 Jan 2016, 9:57pm

That was a sorely needed laugh.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by tepista » 12 Jan 2016, 10:26pm

Kory wrote:That was a sorely needed laugh.
"sorely" is the way a lot of people leave this conversation
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Kory » 12 Jan 2016, 10:36pm

tepista wrote:
Kory wrote:That was a sorely needed laugh.
"sorely" is the way a lot of people leave this conversation
I was hoping somebody would jump on that.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Marky Dread » 04 Aug 2016, 9:07pm

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He just has to tickle them with his hair. He has to there's no other way.
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