So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Jan 2014, 8:33pm

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Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
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I thought blow jobs were the currency of local politics. :huh:
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 17 Jan 2014, 10:05pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
How do you think I won my town council seat?
I thought blow jobs were the currency of local politics. :huh:
Things changed when the teabaggers took over the school board. :idea:
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Jan 2014, 10:10pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
How do you think I won my town council seat?
I thought blow jobs were the currency of local politics. :huh:
Things changed when the teabaggers took over the school board. :idea:
Well played. :cool:
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Mimi » 18 Jan 2014, 12:31pm

Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
How do you think I won my town council seat?
Seat...heh.

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by tepista » 08 Oct 2014, 6:05pm

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 08 Oct 2014, 6:16pm

Aww...I saw this thread bumped and I thought somebody had more Q&A for Buttplug Gurubot Flex. :disshame:
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by tepista » 08 Oct 2014, 6:22pm

Rat Patrol wrote:Aww...I saw this thread bumped and I thought somebody had more Q&A for Buttplug Gurubot Flex. :disshame:
Well that's why I bumped it, to get that kinda shit started.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by biopunk » 08 Oct 2014, 6:27pm

I'll bite.

Hey Flex, would you be opposed to having a school named after you? How about one named after a future robot war memorial or something?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 08 Oct 2014, 6:44pm

biopunk wrote:I'll bite.

Hey Flex, would you be opposed to having a school named after you? How about one named after a future robot war memorial or something?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by tepista » 14 Oct 2014, 9:18pm

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by revbob » 17 Oct 2014, 6:39pm

I initially read that it was a Paul McCartney sculpture and then it made sense.

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 17 Oct 2014, 7:00pm

revbob wrote:
I initially read that it was a Paul McCartney sculpture and then it made sense.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 04 May 2015, 10:30pm

Flex, what's the deal with this? It looks highly painful. And what makes it best on the market...the sheet metal screws with un-filed edges, or the fact that a two-pack lets you hang both of 'em at once? :idea:

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Flex » 04 May 2015, 11:09pm

That's a pretty big discount.
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