Maybe if they take off all those shiny pointy metal parts first (?!?)tepista wrote:
So what's the deal with buttplugs?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vir ... 81d0ebf521
Flex, in your testing do the presets on the product capture a realistically representative range of stank ass?
Flex, in your testing do the presets on the product capture a realistically representative range of stank ass?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
Rat Patrol wrote: ↑20 Jan 2017, 9:46pmhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vir ... 81d0ebf521
Flex, in your testing do the presets on the product capture a realistically representative range of stank ass?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
I just saw a twitter profile of a guy wearing a buttplug on his nose. HA!
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Flex is spying up your butthole, ladies and gents.
Flex is spying up your butthole, ladies and gents.
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Flex, what's the ideal temperature to chill the 'splorch' pellets to so they don't melt immediately upon contact with a warm butthole? What if that special someone has a Dippin' Dots fantasy they want to role-play...is that dangerous for sensitive areas?
Flex, what's the ideal temperature to chill the 'splorch' pellets to so they don't melt immediately upon contact with a warm butthole? What if that special someone has a Dippin' Dots fantasy they want to role-play...is that dangerous for sensitive areas?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
*never mind; I posted the same damned picture on the previous page *
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Hey you!
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
Carl is really burying the lede there by omitting the poo emoji.
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I heard about Gwenyth and her awful website and the awful sex products she hawks on a podcast the other day. Much fun was had at her expense.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?
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