So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
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I thought blow jobs were the currency of local politics. :huh:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
How do you think I won my town council seat?
I thought blow jobs were the currency of local politics. :huh:
Things changed when the teabaggers took over the school board. :idea:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
How do you think I won my town council seat?
I thought blow jobs were the currency of local politics. :huh:
Things changed when the teabaggers took over the school board. :idea:
Well played. :cool:
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Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
How do you think I won my town council seat?
Seat...heh.

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Aww...I saw this thread bumped and I thought somebody had more Q&A for Buttplug Gurubot Flex. :disshame:

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Rat Patrol wrote:Aww...I saw this thread bumped and I thought somebody had more Q&A for Buttplug Gurubot Flex. :disshame:
Well that's why I bumped it, to get that kinda shit started.
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I'll bite.

Hey Flex, would you be opposed to having a school named after you? How about one named after a future robot war memorial or something?
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biopunk wrote:I'll bite.

Hey Flex, would you be opposed to having a school named after you? How about one named after a future robot war memorial or something?
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I initially read that it was a Paul McCartney sculpture and then it made sense.

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revbob wrote:
I initially read that it was a Paul McCartney sculpture and then it made sense.
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Inder wrote: :idea:

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Flex, what's the deal with this? It looks highly painful. And what makes it best on the market...the sheet metal screws with un-filed edges, or the fact that a two-pack lets you hang both of 'em at once? :idea:

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That's a pretty big discount.
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