So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by JoseUnidos » 02 Nov 2016, 2:34pm

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Maybe if they take off all those shiny pointy metal parts first (?!?)
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 20 Jan 2017, 9:46pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vir ... 81d0ebf521

Flex, in your testing do the presets on the product capture a realistically representative range of stank ass? Image
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Flex » 20 Jan 2017, 9:50pm

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vir ... 81d0ebf521

Flex, in your testing do the presets on the product capture a realistically representative range of stank ass? Image

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Mimi » 20 Jan 2017, 10:03pm

I just saw a twitter profile of a guy wearing a buttplug on his nose. HA!

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 20 Jan 2017, 10:06pm

Mimi wrote:
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I just saw a twitter profile of a guy wearing a buttplug on his nose. HA!
So I take it Twitter did an auto-reset at noon today of everyone who had the @POTUS account blocked. :shifty:
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 04 Mar 2017, 1:31am

https://www.salon.com/2017/03/03/monito ... your-junk/

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 24 Apr 2017, 10:53pm

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/s ... g=en&cc=us

Flex, what's the ideal temperature to chill the 'splorch' pellets to so they don't melt immediately upon contact with a warm butthole? What if that special someone has a Dippin' Dots fantasy they want to role-play...is that dangerous for sensitive areas?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Mar 2018, 5:21pm

*never mind; I posted the same damned picture on the previous page :disshame: *
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 21 Mar 2018, 5:48pm

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 21 Mar 2018, 6:32pm

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Carl is really burying the lede there by omitting the poo emoji. :shifty: Image
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by WestwayKid » 22 Mar 2018, 5:50pm

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by tepista » 17 Apr 2018, 10:27am

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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