So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by cretin » 23 Apr 2010, 11:41pm

Could someone explain buttplugs to me? I want to understand!
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Suzanne H. » 24 Apr 2010, 1:44am

Your mother uses them.
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Post by eumaas » 24 Apr 2010, 11:46am

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Mimi » 24 Apr 2010, 12:56pm

Anal pleasure.

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Wolter » 24 Apr 2010, 1:05pm

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by eumaas » 24 Apr 2010, 1:07pm

Mimi wrote:Anal pleasure.
Yeah, but how?
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Mimi » 24 Apr 2010, 1:16pm

eumaas wrote:
Mimi wrote:Anal pleasure.
Yeah, but how?
I never used them but it's my understanding (I found this out while looking at battery operated devises :shifty: Hey, I'm a very curious person.) that you leave them in while doing other things. *ahem* Because of all the nerve endings in the anus, supposedly it heightens the intensity of orgasm. And, they're used to train the muscles for buttsechs. I could be wrong as I read this many years ago.

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Wolter » 24 Apr 2010, 1:19pm

Mimi wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Mimi wrote:Anal pleasure.
Yeah, but how?
I never used them but it's my understanding (I found this out while looking at battery operated devises :shifty: Hey, I'm a very curious person.) that you leave them in while doing other things. *ahem* Because of all the nerve endings in the anus, supposedly it heightens the intensity of orgasm. And, they're used to train the muscles for buttsechs. I could be wrong as I read this many years ago.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by eumaas » 24 Apr 2010, 1:21pm

Mimi wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Mimi wrote:Anal pleasure.
Yeah, but how?
I never used them but it's my understanding (I found this out while looking at battery operated devises :shifty: Hey, I'm a very curious person.) that you leave them in while doing other things. *ahem* Because of all the nerve endings in the anus, supposedly it heightens the intensity of orgasm. And, they're used to train the muscles for buttsechs. I could be wrong as I read this many years ago.
I understand pressure as part of the pleasure process, but I always thought friction and varying pressure were essential, which is what seems missing from the buttplug, as cretin, a greased carrot, and I discussed last night.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Rat Patrol » 24 Apr 2010, 1:28pm

Jesus ass-raping Christ, people, look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plugs.

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Mimi » 24 Apr 2010, 1:29pm

eumaas wrote:
Mimi wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Mimi wrote:Anal pleasure.
Yeah, but how?
I never used them but it's my understanding (I found this out while looking at battery operated devises :shifty: Hey, I'm a very curious person.) that you leave them in while doing other things. *ahem* Because of all the nerve endings in the anus, supposedly it heightens the intensity of orgasm. And, they're used to train the muscles for buttsechs. I could be wrong as I read this many years ago.
I understand pressure as part of the pleasure process, but I always thought friction and varying pressure were essential, which is what seems missing from the buttplug, as cretin, a greased carrot, and I discussed last night.

I think you might have to buy a plug and find out for yourself. Return and report, please. :shifty:

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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Wolter » 24 Apr 2010, 1:31pm

Rat Patrol wrote:Jesus ass-raping Christ, people, look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plugs.

:rolleyes:
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Apr 2010, 1:32pm

Rat Patrol wrote:Jesus ass-raping Christ, people, look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plugs.

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Don't pretend that you didn't just write that Wikipedia page …
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by Wolter » 24 Apr 2010, 1:33pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Jesus ass-raping Christ, people, look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plugs.

:rolleyes:
Don't pretend that you didn't just write that Wikipedia page …
It's not long enough.
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Re: So what's the deal with buttplugs?

Post by eumaas » 24 Apr 2010, 2:04pm

Rat Patrol wrote:Jesus ass-raping Christ, people, look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plugs.

:rolleyes:
Too bad the article doesn't address what's at issue here.
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