I've heard that one before and it is tres pithy.JennyB wrote:My dad used to tell a joke about a group of Jews at a restaurant. After they are served, the waiter comes back and asks, "Is anything OK?"
FAO Jenny's idle amusement
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"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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The Stones played Tel Aviv two nights ago and this guy is asking fans what they think about ticket prices. Apparently even the Pixies were too expensive.
"700 shekels? What do you mean 500 shekels? 300 shekels is a lot of money!"
Jenny, you might laugh. Or you might agree.
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"700 shekels? What do you mean 500 shekels? 300 shekels is a lot of money!"
Jenny, you might laugh. Or you might agree.
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Is this something that's not a universal complaint? Because $200 for a concert ticket is a shitload of money and even a descendent of the Mayflower would probably agree.muppet hi fi wrote:The Stones played Tel Aviv two nights ago and this guy is asking fans what they think about ticket prices. Apparently even the Pixies were too expensive.
"700 shekels? What do you mean 500 shekels? 300 shekels is a lot of money!"
Jenny, you might laugh. Or you might agree.
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Oh hell yes. $100 for a concert ticket? What kind of suckers do they take people for? Not everybody has $50 just laying around. Sheeesh...$25? Gotta be kidding me!
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Over here, Free concert tickets. How much? liberty takers.muppet hi fi wrote:Oh hell yes. $100 for a concert ticket? What kind of suckers do they take people for? Not everybody has $50 just laying around. Sheeesh...$25? Gotta be kidding me!
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I got in touch with my Jewish side recently. I was at the supermarket. I've never been an "Old Spice" guy, but it was on sale so I bought some body wash and deodorant. (how jewish is that already?) So the current bottles of wash and deodorant at home both had about a week left, so the countdown to OS was on. Here we are, 40 days later and my bottles still haven't run out yet! Now I know the meaning of Hanukkah!
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Also, Jenny, Let me know how that online toilet shopping goes.
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Grrrrrrtepista wrote:Also, Jenny, Let me know how that online toilet shopping goes.
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i didn't know Ferguson was a killer cop town til later, I guess that made my post a bit insensitive, oops.JennyB wrote:Grrrrrrtepista wrote:Also, Jenny, Let me know how that online toilet shopping goes.
What were you tying to do, anyway?
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Use a non-union port-a-potty company.tepista wrote:i didn't know Ferguson was a killer cop town til later, I guess that made my post a bit insensitive, oops.JennyB wrote:Grrrrrrtepista wrote:Also, Jenny, Let me know how that online toilet shopping goes.
What were you tying to do, anyway?
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Note the product of Canada label in the lower left corner.tepista wrote:
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We supplied the wolves.revbob wrote:Note the product of Canada label in the lower left corner.tepista wrote:
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How about a jewish prog-rock cover band call Rushoshonna?
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