The Mighty Pet Peeves Thread
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College kids who say "no worries" whenever I apologize or explain something sort of difficult. It's not so much the phrase as it is how dismissive and bullshit it always sounds. It's like they weren't really listening to you.
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Maybe you shouldn't be such a prick and should just accept it when someone shrugs off your misdeeds. Would you rather they begrudged it?Billy Joel wrote:College kids who say "no worries" whenever I apologize or explain something sort of difficult. It's not so much the phrase as it is how dismissive and bullshit it always sounds. It's like they weren't really listening to you.
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I have this pet peeve where I'm not having sex with Keeley Hawes or John Barrowman, together or separately. It really irritates me.
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I'm pretty okay with not having sex with Philip Glenister tho, so we're okay on that front.
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Not man enough for the Gene Genie?Flex wrote:I'm pretty okay with not having sex with Philip Glenister tho, so we're okay on that front.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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New pet peeve:
When I have beer, and drink it, but run out and find myself unable to drink more beer.
When I have beer, and drink it, but run out and find myself unable to drink more beer.
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I think I need to work my way up to him. John Barrowman -> John Simm -> Philip Glenister.eumaas wrote:Not man enough for the Gene Genie?Flex wrote:I'm pretty okay with not having sex with Philip Glenister tho, so we're okay on that front.
And now everyone can sleep soundly knowing what order I'd sleep with some guys on British television. You're all welcome.
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That's the worst. Well, second worst. First worst would be running out of beer and then getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick.Billy Joel wrote:New pet peeve:
When I have beer, and drink it, but run out and find myself unable to drink more beer.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Yeah, you gotta graduate. Philip Glenister is a lot of man to take at once.Flex wrote:I think I need to work my way up to him. John Barrowman -> John Simm -> Philip Glenister.eumaas wrote:Not man enough for the Gene Genie?Flex wrote:I'm pretty okay with not having sex with Philip Glenister tho, so we're okay on that front.
And now everyone can sleep soundly knowing what order I'd sleep with some guys on British television. You're all welcome.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Actually, the worst is when you go to the store to buy a beer and end up raped by mimes. Just ask Beaneater.Flex wrote:That's the worst. Well, second worst. First worst would be running out of beer and then getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick.Billy Joel wrote:New pet peeve:
When I have beer, and drink it, but run out and find myself unable to drink more beer.
He's a mime.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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eumaas wrote: He's a mime.
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People who self-reverentially characterize themselves as "bohemian".
Wait, no...wrong thread. That belongs in the Stab It Until It's Reduced to a Gelatinous Goo thread.
Wait, no...wrong thread. That belongs in the Stab It Until It's Reduced to a Gelatinous Goo thread.
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For a jazz-loving poet I don't have the bohemian temperament at all.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Thats just stupid.Billy Joel wrote:New pet peeve:
When I have beer, and drink it, but run out and find myself unable to drink more beer.
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Rat Patrol wrote:People who self-reverentially characterize themselves as "bohemian".
Wait, no...wrong thread. That belongs in the Stab It Until It's Reduced to a Gelatinous Goo thread.
I have Bohemian heritage...from Bohemia. Does that count? Klasterec nad Orlici, house # 36.
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