Drummer joke

daredevil · Post by **daredevil** » 28 Jul 2008, 1:24pm

Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

A: "Hey, let's play one of my songs"

Wolter · Post by **Wolter** » 28 Jul 2008, 1:29pm

daredevil wrote:Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

A: "Hey, let's play one of my songs"

YES!

MadModWorld · Post by **MadModWorld** » 28 Jul 2008, 1:32pm

Q: Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Olaf · Post by **Olaf** » 28 Jul 2008, 1:34pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Magnus wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Magnus wrote:An amateur drummer dies and goes to heaven. While he is waiting outside the pearly gates, he hears some incredibly fast drumming coming from within heaven. He immediately recognizes the playing, and asks St. Peter if that really is Buddy Rich playing drums in heaven. St. Peter responds:

"No, that's God. He just thinks that he's Buddy Rich."
No! We're making FUN of drummers to piss off Potsie!
okay okay!

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
That's the spirit!

Anyone got any good "fat drummer" references to stew our engineering friend's prunes?
Hugo Burnham is pretty fucking fat.

Anybody seen Jet Black lately?

Magnus · Post by **Magnus** » 28 Jul 2008, 1:36pm

Two drummers walk into a bar, which is funny because you would have figured the second one would have seen the first guy do it.

JennyB · Post by **JennyB** » 28 Jul 2008, 1:51pm

How do you get a drummer off your front door step?

Pay him for the pizza.

MadModWorld · Post by **MadModWorld** » 28 Jul 2008, 1:59pm

A Guitarist and a Bassist are arguing backstage and the Drummer walks up to them and asks why they are fighting to which the Bassist replies "Well the Guitarist detuned one of my Bass guitar's strings and he won't tell me which one."

^^^^^^^^Allowed?
(Is funny...)

A bloke walks into a shop and asks for a 50 watt Marshall amplifier and a Fender Stratocaster guitar.
The shop assistant says "Excuse me sir, but you're a drummer aren't you?".
The man says "How could you tell?".
"Well this is a launderette" says the assistant

Spiff · Post by **Spiff** » 28 Jul 2008, 3:51pm

To everyone who's responded so far:

ZING!

Heston · Post by **Heston** » 28 Jul 2008, 4:20pm

How can you tell a stage is level?

The drummer's drooling from both sides of his mouth.

JennyB · Post by **JennyB** » 28 Jul 2008, 4:28pm

What do you call a kid with a set of drums?

A poster child for birth control.

Stay Free · Post by **Stay Free** » 29 Jul 2008, 5:59pm

daredevil wrote:Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

ROCK THE CASBAH

A: "Hey, let's play one of my songs"

Toxana Mellor · Post by **Toxana Mellor** » 30 Jul 2008, 3:08am

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

JulieJazz · Post by **JulieJazz** » 30 Jul 2008, 4:53pm

what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend...

...homeless

Dr. Medulla · Post by **Dr. Medulla** » 30 Jul 2008, 5:04pm

JulieJazz wrote:what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend...

...homeless

This one's my favourite so far.

Dr. Medulla · Post by **Dr. Medulla** » 02 Nov 2013, 12:54pm

From Amy Rigby's song "Gonna Give the Drummer Some": What's the difference between a drummer and a US savings bond? The bond will eventually mature and make money.

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