Drummer joke
Drummer joke
Why is a drum machine better than a live drummer?
You only have to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once.
Feel free to add your own music-related jokes or CTC references.
You only have to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once.
Feel free to add your own music-related jokes or CTC references.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Drummers don't do anything.
None. Drummers don't do anything.
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How can you tell when a drummer's at your door?
The knocking gets faster and erratic towards the end.
The knocking gets faster and erratic towards the end.
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What is the difference between a bad drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
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An amateur drummer dies and goes to heaven. While he is waiting outside the pearly gates, he hears some incredibly fast drumming coming from within heaven. He immediately recognizes the playing, and asks St. Peter if that really is Buddy Rich playing drums in heaven. St. Peter responds:
"No, that's God. He just thinks that he's Buddy Rich."
"No, that's God. He just thinks that he's Buddy Rich."
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No! We're making FUN of drummers to piss off Potsie!Magnus wrote:An amateur drummer dies and goes to heaven. While he is waiting outside the pearly gates, he hears some incredibly fast drumming coming from within heaven. He immediately recognizes the playing, and asks St. Peter if that really is Buddy Rich playing drums in heaven. St. Peter responds:
"No, that's God. He just thinks that he's Buddy Rich."
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How do you know a drummer's at your door?
He doesn't know when to come in.
He doesn't know when to come in.
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I lol'd a bit on that one.Dr. Medulla wrote:How can you tell when a drummer's at your door?
The knocking gets faster and erratic towards the end.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I thought the punch line was "None, they have machines to do that now" or something.Wolter wrote:How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Drummers don't do anything.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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A classic:
What do you call the guy hanging with a bunch of musicians?
The drummer.
What do you call the guy hanging with a bunch of musicians?
The drummer.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Actually, the joke is supposed to be for bass players, but I needed to crank out something fast to needle you.matedog wrote:I thought the punch line was "None, they have machines to do that now" or something.Wolter wrote:How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Drummers don't do anything.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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okay okay!Wolter wrote:No! We're making FUN of drummers to piss off Potsie!Magnus wrote:An amateur drummer dies and goes to heaven. While he is waiting outside the pearly gates, he hears some incredibly fast drumming coming from within heaven. He immediately recognizes the playing, and asks St. Peter if that really is Buddy Rich playing drums in heaven. St. Peter responds:
"No, that's God. He just thinks that he's Buddy Rich."
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
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That's the spirit!Magnus wrote:okay okay!Wolter wrote:No! We're making FUN of drummers to piss off Potsie!Magnus wrote:An amateur drummer dies and goes to heaven. While he is waiting outside the pearly gates, he hears some incredibly fast drumming coming from within heaven. He immediately recognizes the playing, and asks St. Peter if that really is Buddy Rich playing drums in heaven. St. Peter responds:
"No, that's God. He just thinks that he's Buddy Rich."
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
Anyone got any good "fat drummer" references to stew our engineering friend's prunes?
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Hugo Burnham is pretty fucking fat.Wolter wrote:That's the spirit!Magnus wrote:okay okay!Wolter wrote:No! We're making FUN of drummers to piss off Potsie!Magnus wrote:An amateur drummer dies and goes to heaven. While he is waiting outside the pearly gates, he hears some incredibly fast drumming coming from within heaven. He immediately recognizes the playing, and asks St. Peter if that really is Buddy Rich playing drums in heaven. St. Peter responds:
"No, that's God. He just thinks that he's Buddy Rich."
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
Anyone got any good "fat drummer" references to stew our engineering friend's prunes?
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft