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tepista wrote:Kaleb shoulda jumped on this bus from day one. eumaas has unlimited income, apparently.

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The last time I was weirded out was with that dinosaur erotica that surfaced recently. Bigfoot seems relatively tame in comparison.
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Silent Majority wrote:The last time I was weirded out was with that dinosaur erotica that surfaced recently. Bigfoot seems relatively tame in comparison.
Gay dinosaur porn ...Bronto-sore-ass.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:The last time I was weirded out was with that dinosaur erotica that surfaced recently. Bigfoot seems relatively tame in comparison.
Gay dinosaur porn ...Bronto-sore-ass.
I try and be as understanding about people's sexuality corners as it's possible to be, so long as no one who doesn't want to get hurt doesn't. But...
Azog stood, back to the wall, clad only in damp buckskins, waiting for the beast to slash at her torso until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor. She wondered if it would kill her first, or if her limbs would be sliced from her body as the beast gorged on her.

Instead, it reached out with a classed hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder. Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed on naked, heaving breast. The raptor paused, curious, sniffing at her as she pressed desperately against the wall.

A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed. Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast's flesh against her own.

She wasn't sure if her sudden arousal was because of her earlier thwarted climax in the cool stream, or if she was just desperate for one last pleasant sensation before being torn limb from limb by the great, scaly beast. Either way, Azog relished the rasp of its tongue, hot and rough, on her sensitive skin.
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Silent Majority wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:The last time I was weirded out was with that dinosaur erotica that surfaced recently. Bigfoot seems relatively tame in comparison.
Gay dinosaur porn ...Bronto-sore-ass.
I try and be as understanding about people's sexuality corners as it's possible to be, so long as no one who doesn't want to get hurt doesn't. But...
Azog stood, back to the wall, clad only in damp buckskins, waiting for the beast to slash at her torso until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor. She wondered if it would kill her first, or if her limbs would be sliced from her body as the beast gorged on her.

Instead, it reached out with a classed hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder. Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed on naked, heaving breast. The raptor paused, curious, sniffing at her as she pressed desperately against the wall.

A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed. Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast's flesh against her own.

She wasn't sure if her sudden arousal was because of her earlier thwarted climax in the cool stream, or if she was just desperate for one last pleasant sensation before being torn limb from limb by the great, scaly beast. Either way, Azog relished the rasp of its tongue, hot and rough, on her sensitive skin.
My guess is if it's your fantasy is to get fucked by a Velociraptor then you're probably already proper fucked.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:The last time I was weirded out was with that dinosaur erotica that surfaced recently. Bigfoot seems relatively tame in comparison.
Gay dinosaur porn ...Bronto-sore-ass.
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tepista wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:The last time I was weirded out was with that dinosaur erotica that surfaced recently. Bigfoot seems relatively tame in comparison.
Gay dinosaur porn ...Bronto-sore-ass.
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We need to form our own movie company tep. :mrgreen:
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Silent Majority wrote:The last time I was weirded out was with that dinosaur erotica that surfaced recently. Bigfoot seems relatively tame in comparison.
Brony porn. X(

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:The last time I was weirded out was with that dinosaur erotica that surfaced recently. Bigfoot seems relatively tame in comparison.
Brony porn. X(
How bizarre that there's company where fancying a little girl horse is socially acceptable. It brings out the puritan in me. Let's close all the theaters and pull down the maypoles, see if we can't slow this train down.

edit: And obviously, so long as everything's consensual and the hooves don't mark your floor, whatever, go ahead! Just don't expect me to try and understand it.
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Having checked my diary, tonight's the night I judge things that everyone's been aware of for the last two years.
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Silent Majority wrote:Having checked my diary, tonight's the night I judge things that everyone's been aware of for the last two years.
Each to their own for sure. But grown men in my little pony outfits is shot away. As you said as long as it's not hurting anyone. It might not be the way to judge this shit but hey you should have an opinion on the weirdness of it all.
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There's a fetish out there for cartoons of plants eating naked women. I... do not understand, nor do I find it even awkwardly arousing.
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Flex wrote:There's a fetish out there for cartoons of plants eating naked women. I... do not understand, nor do I find it even awkwardly arousing.
What's wrong with you? Do robots not like triffids?
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Flex wrote:There's a fetish out there for cartoons of plants eating naked women. I... do not understand, nor do I find it even awkwardly arousing.
*crumbles script and preliminary sketches for Poison Ivy erotic miniseries pitch*

Damn it. If my target audience isn't into it...
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